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In the last 48 hours 3 million people have seen this beautiful 17-year-old from South Carolina make an ass of herself on national TV. If you don’t believe me check out our article on the phenomenon and the retarded video here. Well, CO-ED has compiled an extensive photo gallery of Miss Upton for your enjoyment.
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boy would i like to boink her aye carumba
Jesus H Christ that’s one beautiful dumb girl.
A perfect example or the social progressive public school system. DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Correction: A perfect example of the social progressive public school system. DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
One child that WAS left behind.
Another Jessica Simpson.
GOD she is hot, but as dumb as a fucking box of rocks. Why Lord, why do you play such mean games? I can only IMAGINE bringing this slam-pig home to mom. By the way, we have to bring the term slam-pig back…it would please me…wwhwhooohaahahahahah
It’s enough to make one spit. Cute and hot but even dumb blondes are smarter than that. Gawd, what a joke the schools are. She’s never ONCE looked at a newspaper or watched the news or paid any attention to her teachers. Just what’s cool, ‘in’ or popular. She’d be better off doing porn. At least she’s qualified.
I think she’d better just go into porn. At least she’s qualified.
i’d pay a lot of money to see her in porn
According to Upton’s former high school principal “She took college-prep and honors courses and performed well.”
Her mindless answer may have been the result of stage fright and the fact that she was trying to come up with some way of answering the question without stating the obvious and insulting truth:
“The reason why one-fifth of Americans cannot locate the United States on a map is that one-fifth of the country is either stupid or completely ignorant of geography.”
Although that answer is true, an answer like that would have probably destroyed her chances in the pageant, since she would be insulting all the stupid or ignorant people who can’t locate the United States on a map of the world.
Therefore, a mindless answer probably did her more good than an intelligent and truthful one.
How many of you pilers-on have tried public speaking even in front of a group of say 20 people? This girl was standing in front of a live studio audience under hot lights and on was on live national TV. She lost her train of thought. It has happened to people who are both older and more experienced (remember the Apprentice when it happened to one of Donald Trump’s head honchos during an award ceremony?).
Perhaps 1/5 of Americans can’t find the U.S. on the map is that 1/5 of them are not legal citizens!!!!
How many times have you people stood before a nationwide televised audience of several million people and answered a totally unexpected question before such a live audience? I haven’t seen one person yet who has criticized her come up with an intelligent answer to the question. As for me, my mind has frozen in job interviews before an audience of only 2 people. It could happen to anyone. Actually, I am sure she was aware that she blew it as she was trying to answer the question and she remained poised through it all.
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Easier to find a pretty smart girl than a smart pretty girl.. she should’ve dropped the gown..
People are always waiting for someone like this to make a mistake and celebrate. She handled it with dignity and class saying she was overwhelmed and rolled with the punches. She made fun of herself and was strong. Now all the haters made her famous because she is now doing a geography piece for People Magazine, she was articulate and showed her personality on MTV and who knows what is next. She was an honor student in High School with a 4.0 average, president of SkillsUSA, and has a full acedemic scholarship to ASU. It was her first time on national TV and she froze ,she didn’t hurt anyone but herself. If I had a dollar for everyone I said Blah,blah,blah to I could buy the losers who picked on her a life. Kudos to Miss Upton for turning this around on the malicious mean-spirited thugs who’s thoughts are ghost written by some dork disc jockey. And I hope their sister,mother or anyone for that matter never gets stage fright and has to deal with people like them. And kudos to MTV,The Today Show and People Magazine for countering this culture of making fun of people.
More on this on the Jimmy Jubes Show Tuesday nights at 10pm Eastern 7pm Pacific on Talkradiox.
In spite of the fact that she has the physical attributes of an adult, this is still a child.
It goes without saying that, she is utterly and
completely disappointed with her answer, however,
humiliation has yet to produce a positive result.
Though amusing, most of these comments will soon be
forgotten, except by Miss. Upton.
This is not an excuse for the quality of her answer
yet, how many of you have since sat down with your
child & pointed the U.S. out on a map?
Of course I understand that this country is just
brimming with intelligence, and our representatives
should exemplify this fact…but allow me to point
out that our president is GEORGE W.BUSH.
nuff said,
~peace~
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