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New Jersey, near Rutherford, Clifton and Paramus, serves as the natural habitat and breeding grounds of the pervasive American Guido (guidus douchebagus). Known for their gelled or waxed spiked hair, abrasive personality and orange skin, the guido performs an intricate mating ritual dance (most often while intoxicated on Jager bombs) to attract the females of his species (known as “pu**y”) and ward-off other, imposing males. Below are five video examples of the guido in action. But beware, the sight has been known to nauseate non-guidos–or at least make them laugh their asses off.
Check out the guido mating ritual videos after the jump, and don’t say we didn’t warn you.
Guido Parking Lot Dance
Guidos In Cabo
Guido Dance-Off
Old Guido (At a Block Party)
Guidos From a Bird’s Eye View
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Guidos are the worst …
guiDONT!
Wow… just wow…
I hate them more than I hate mexicans, and that’s a lot.
It’s fascinating to observe the guido in its natural habitat.
Had to add this post to All Things Douchebag
I think that first video is in the parking lot of the Blue Fountain Diner. And that’s a Ruby Tuesday in the backround. Those are in Lawrenceville. And I’m ashamed that I recognize them.
One the guido’s are a minority in NJ usually invading from staten Island. bergen and monmouth counties try and stay guido free. Union county and morris are a little less lax of their guido policy. Hudson is the worst. The shore get’s bombarded by these morons every year but as long as we can keep them in certain towns we will tolerate them.
I blame women for this epidemic. Stop sleeping with Guidos, it makes them think that their behavior is okay.
You guys are idiots and racists. And none of those are videos of Guidos.
You bunch of pussies. Post pictures of girls and not this queer shit
here is a link to some more Guido’s in action.
http://www.sharenow.com/blog/post/1421/
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