If you’re on a mission to find the world’s hottest Jewish girls (why wouldn’t you be?), there’s no better place to look than Hollywood, USA. So to get in on the Rosh Hashanah (the Jewish New Year) festivities, we’ve put together the sexiest Chosen Ones this side of Tel Aviv.
Check out the Top 10 Hot Ass Hollywood Jews after the jump!
#10 Natalie Portman
When it comes down to it, women don’t get much hotter than Natalie Portman. The Israeli-American actress has been on the scene since she was a little girl in the ever-badass The Professional. Since then, she’s rocked everything from Star Wars to V for Vendetta to Garden State. When a girl this awesome exists, it kind of puts the rest of them to shame.
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#9 Isla Fisher
After first appearing on the scene in Wedding Crashers, Isla (eye-luh) Fisher quickly became the girl every dude wished he was dating. She was funny and fun - and as hot as a three-alarm fire. Not only that, but she’s married to Sascha Baron Cohen. Normally a hot chick being taken off the market would piss us off, but when you’re as funny as that dude, you deserve a chick this awesome.
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#8 Brooke Burke
As the best host of Wild On!, Burke sits atop sexy mountain with a body and face so fly staring at her too long can give you vertigo. We’ve been checking out Brooke’s bangin’ body since before we can remember. But that doesn’t mean she’s anything less than amazing.
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#7 Kate Hudson
At 29-years-old, Kate Hudson is one of Hollywood’s biggest and hottest stars. From Almost Famous to You, Me and Dupree, she has won us over with…well, with being super freaking sexy. Not too sure about How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, though. Could have done without that waste of time. But don’t get us wrong - she’s still super hot.
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#6 Mila Kunis
Of course you’ve seen Mila Kunis on That 70’s Show and around the Net, being super hot. But if you haven’t seen her in Forgetting Sarah Marshall, you are missing two of the best hours of your life.
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#5 Nikki Ziering
This 36-year-old model and actress got her start modeling lingerie for Fredrick’s of Hollywood before becoming a Playboy Playmate of the Month and two-time cover model, and eventually a “Barker Beauty” for Bob Barker on The Price Is Right. Ah, the good old days…
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#4 Rachel Blison
Since landing on the scene as The O.C.’s Summer Roberts, we’ve had a thing for this 27-year-old brunette beauty. Though most of the people in her family have been in the entertainment industry in one way or another, from writers to directors, you might be interested to know that her mother is a sex therapist. And as far as we can tell, that can only be a good thing.
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#3 Emmanuelle Chriqui
This 30-year-old Entourage star is so freakin’ hot, it ties our stomach into knots of horniness, and yet she still flies just under the radar with class. Of Moroccan decent, Chriqui (pronounced kinda like “shreeky”) grew up in Ontario, Canada but has a ton of relatives in Israel, so you know she’s legit.
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#2 Scarlett Johansson
We had no freakin’ idea that the blond bombshell beauty was “Chosen.” But maybe if we’d payed more attention to how much Woody Allen seems to like this sexy seductress, we might have caught on earlier. Then again, Woody Allen taking interest in a super hot chick isn’t anything new…
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#1 Bar Rafaeli
Ok, she’s not exactly “Hollywood,” but she dated Leonardo DiCaprio and when you’re this hot, there’s no way in hell we’re leaving her off this list. The Israeli model is quickly becoming the new hottest supermodel on the scene. But when you have a body like that and a face like that and pictures like this, how could you expect anything less? If you ask us, just have Bar model everything, and everyone will be happy. That’ll work, right?…
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36 Comments
What??? No black people again, damn racists at COED…oh wait…jews…oh…my bad
But as a gripe, follow the Emmy Rossum link - it is promoting her f*cking christmas album…doesn’t get more jew than that!
I agree there are some truly breathtakingly gorgeous Jewish women in Hollywood.Unfortionatly the vast bulk of Jewish men in Hollywood are a bunch of weak,ugly,old,assholes who by the grace of genetics were blessed with the ability to make money by any means neccesary.So think that all of these ladies had to bend over and take it from the likes of a Woody Allen,and you see why being a hot Jewish lady is not all it’s cracked up to be.I’m sure the girls were thinking of profit margins in their new acting role why the old needle dick was huffin,puffin,and whinin on top of their smooth curvy body…sorry to bring the post down but it is a cold hard truth…
you people are wrong, isla fisher isnt jewish. you might want to check your facts before you get the 1st person on your list wrong. shes christian, her name is irish.
No, you are wrong.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_notable_converts_to_Judaism
Beth O is not Jewish.
Beth O is half-jewish, but only by injection by her half-jew hump, Howard Stern.
That chick Beth Ostrosky looks like a horse in that picture.
Yeah those are hot jews. You know who is a Jew also? su.pplier.info. All Jews.
mmmm bacon.
who is the neerd who put this together,,,,
he must be jackin off to these famous girls becasue he cannot get any,,,
PS why is Bar refali here? She had done absolutely nothing in holleywood..and if we are going by models…there are 100s better than all these.
if someone from balkan or africa did list like this-he would been in hague court because of war crime.
bloody yanks!
anyone using wiki-anything for evidence or truth should have their head examined then chopped off before breeding.
Dude, your P.C. is showing. I’m a jewish woman and think this whole thing is one big joke. Lighten up, and get the limes out of your mouth, sour puss.
wow jews in hollywood…. what a surpise (sarcasm)
WTF?? You forgot Shiri Appleby. She may not have big fake tits, but she is gorgeous.
WTF? How about Shiri Appleby? She doesn’t have big fake tits or pose for jerk off mags., but she is gorgeous.
Better title: Hot Ass Hollywood J.A.P.s.
And most of them are Jews because it is trendy in Hollyshit
What? No Kat Dennings? She should definitely be in this list.
Brooke Burke isn’t a Hebrew: French-Irish heritage on her father George’s side, and Portuguese-Irish heritage on her mother Donna’s side.
If you’re including models and she is based in L.A., #1 on your list should be Donna Feldman, that chick is smoking!
http://www.askmen.com/women/galleries/celeb-profiles-actress/donna-feldman/picture-1.html
Sounds to me like Brian got his ex stolen by a hebrew hammer.
Chriqui is gorgeous … mmmmmm
You have to be Jewish if you want to get famous in short time.Not only sex sex sells,also religion sells in Holly Molly
isla fisher just converted as did niki zierling and everyone else is 1/2 jew - you couldn’t find any others that are 100% tribe?
what about lisa bonet? how could she be left out?
Well these women are now off my list
Holy crap! Jews make up a mere 2% of the American pop. but make up around 90% of Hollywood. No wonder our youth is screwed up!
Wow, lot of anti-Jewish folks read this site. Awesome.
Can I nominate Jordana Spiro? Extra points since she’s single.
here are some more of jewwish actresses;
Nathalia Ramos (Bratz: The Movie), Rachel Weisz, Winona Ryder, Maggie Gyllenhaal, Fran Drescher,..
Its good that Hollywood is a multicultural place!
wow i had no idea anyone on this page was jewish except sarah silverman lol
i uess i have i bad eye for that sort of thing
Converts don’t really count as being Jewish. You can practice Judaism but being Jewish is a bloodline pass down paternally. BTW I am not Jewish.
Converts don’t count!! We all know why these women convert, they want a piece of the Jewcy Pie. Nothing more than a career move and they should therefore be bannished from the list.
Well, you idiots, at least 8 of these women are jewish by birth, and the other 2 I’m just not sure.
Second, being jewish is passed maternally and paternally.
And third, eat your heart out.
And I am jewish, just don’t believe the dumb god thing you all do for some stupid reason.
Judios hijupuktas !!!
what about the hottest asians? when are you gonna post an article on Celeste Thorson?
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