Endless Simmer recently released their top ten list of Drunk College Foods, and after attending American University I am proud to say that I’ve eaten my fair share of Jumbo Slices after a long night of drinking in Adams Morgan.

While the list was great and serves as a great guide to late night eats when you’re visiting your friends at the universities mentioned, I think a more ‘universal’ top ten drunk foods is in order.

In no particular order, here is COED’s version of the Top Ten Drunk Eats.

10. Philly Cheesesteak from a 24-hour Diner - This delectable slice of heaven along with a Coke and hash browns is perfect for absorbing the excess alcohol you probably consumed all night long. All that grease really settles the stomach in a weird, unhealthy way.

9. Mini Tacos - Assuming your motor skills are intact, fire up a box of these babies and prepare for a fiesta in your stomach. But don’t eat them too fast!

8. Your Roommates Leftover Pizza - If your roommate who doesn’t go out ordered a pizza and still have some slices left over, spare the money and take a slice while he’s asleep. If he complains leave him $1.25 and the problems solved. (Note: Not all roommates are sympathetic to your drunken needs and might report you to the RA. So proceed with caution.)

7. Pretzels - The perfect complement to beer, before and after drinking it. ‘Nuff Said.

6. Steak and Eggs - Breakfast at 3am from your local diner.

5. Cheese Fries with Gravy - French Fries. Melted Cheese. Gravy. Need I say more? Once the fries are finished you can also dare the drunkest of your crew to chug the gravy.

4. Taco Bell - Assuming someone can still drive, Taco Bell is always up late. Just crank up the Scatman and hit the drive through.

3. Leftover Chinese Food - A classic, and consistently good.

2. Tostitos Chips and Salsa - They can be purchased almost anywhere that sells food, you don’t have to prepare them, and they’re just too damn good after a bender. Please note you will probably go through a whole bag and wind up with salsa all over yourself when you wake up.

And finally, the greasiest and cheesiest of them all:

1. Dominos Thin Crust Philly Cheese Steak Pizza - It’s Philly Cheese Steak on a Pizza - how could you not eat a whole pie in one sitting?

There you have it. Feel free to chip in some of your own ideas.