If students at Northwestern Law School need to find out who their baby daddy is, or want to date their cousin, they’re in luck - Jerry Springer’s coming to town.

But most of the humorless grinds are upset with the choice of the raunchy talk-show host, who graduated the school in ‘68, as commencement speaker - maybe because he was forced to resign from the Cincinnati City Council after paying for sex with a personal check in 1974, and slept with porn queen Kendra Jade in 1998. [NY Post]