Author Archives: Andrew - Hunter College

“In the morning, it was morning, and I was still alive.” –Charles Bukowski, Post Office

Sarah Palin Interview on SNL

Looks like Saturday Night Live is going to milk this Tina Fey-Sarah Palin thing for all it’s worth. This time, they re-created Katie Couric’s recent interview with Palin. With real answers like “As Putin rears his head and comes into the air space of the United States of America, where do they go? It’s Alaska,” [...]

Presidential Debate Drinking Game

Well it looks like McCain’s going to make it to the University of Mississippi for the first of three Presidential debates against Democratic candidate Barack Obama. And that means the Debate Drinking Game is on! The rules are simple: When either of the candidates or the moderators say any of the words or phrases below, [...]

Berkeley Students Perfects The Flaming Shot

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Taking a flaming shot can be as tricky as it sounds. But these Berkeley students have it all figured out…As a side note, I don’t think it’s healthy for your assh*le to catch on fire - you should probably get that looked at, dude…

My Pu**y Is Magic

I’m not even exactly sure what magic is, or whether or not it exists at all - but NYC-based singer/songwriter, stand-up comedian and vagina spokeswoman Jessica Delfino might have the answer. Apparently, her pu**y is magic! I’m guessing supposed to be a good thing, but as soon as she starts pulling rabbits out of there, [...]

Megan Fox Gets Soaking Wet

What’s the only better way to start your day than photos of Megan Fox getting soaking wet in a pool? Video! How to Lose Friends and Alienate people is a comedy, so it’s hard to say how funny it’s going to be from just the short clilps available. But with a scene like this, the [...]

Vanessa Hudgens Washes Her Face With a Vibrator

Celebrities appear in commercials for stuff all the time. But I’m not sure what Vanessa Hudgens is thinking with this advertisement for the new Neutrogena Wave–because, if you ask me, it looks like she’s washing her face with a  vibrator.  They say the device - which does nothing but vibrate regardless of what body part [...]

Dear McDonald’s, WTF Do You Have Against Breakfast?

Dear McDonald’s,
Are you people retarded? For some reason, anytime I try ordering breakfast at a McDonald’s after 10:30am, I can’t get it–something about having to “get ready for lunch.” (Sorry, but not all of us are 78-years-old and get up at 4:30 in the f**kin’ morning.) Now, I’m not quite sure what you have against [...]

Jenn Brown Might Be the New Hottest Sportscaster

You’ve probably never heard of Jenn Brown until today (we hadn’t), but this former freelance sportscaster is the newest face to Showtime’s “Inside the NFL,” and quite possibly the new hottest sportscaster on the screen. If you’re a regular here at COED, you know that last week we put together The 25 Sexiest Sportscasters of [...]