Loading ...Ah, summer–a time to enjoy the outdoors, soak in some sun, check out chicks and drink till you can’t even find your car keys, let alone use them. (That’s what we call responsible.) Trouble is, sex on the beach and tequila sunrises sound summery, but any dude who drinks them should be beaten with a [...]
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COED Vault: 9 Essential Summer Dude-Drinks
June 26, 2008 - 8:30 am
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Comments (16) Show Me Your Genitals
June 25, 2008 - 11:30 am
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When first encountering perfection, it’s often difficult to comprehend the weight of the situation. It takes time to sink in. But in this video, pefection is so f**king funny, 10 bucks says you crap your pants laughing before the halfway mark.
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Comments (3) Pot Calls Kettle, uh…Black: James Dobson vs. Barack Obama
June 24, 2008 - 2:30 pm
Over the past seven years of the Bush Administration, I’ve realized that to know what people are lying about, just listen to what they’re accusing others of doing–which is exactly what Christian-right leader and founder of Focus on the Family, James Dobson has done by claiming that Barack Obama is ‘distorting’ the Bible. His comments [...]
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Comments (9) The Perfect Date: Trenita
June 23, 2008 - 10:30 am
Fellas, do we have a hot hook-up for you! Not the marrying type? Don’t worry, Trenita is just looking to have some fun, see some free movies, and meet a nice guy. Her idea of hell? No more freebies! Her idea of heaven? Dating as many guys as possible, of course! So call ‘er up [...]
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Comments (1) Pap-Smear: Surfers vs. Paparazzi
June 22, 2008 - 2:00 pm
Until now, paparazzi wrecks, bashes and run-ins have been between the photographers and the celebrities they so tenaciously chase. But this time, they set up their lenses on the wrong beach.
While trying to catch shots of Mathew McConaughey riding waves in Malibu, California, 12 paparazzi were confronted by a gang of pissed-off, territorial surfers, and [...]
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Comments (2) Mars Lander Finds Ice On Mars! News Leaked On Twitter
June 20, 2008 - 12:30 pm
“Are you ready to celebrate? Well, get ready: We have ICE!!!!! Yes, ICE, *WATER ICE* on Mars! w00t!!! Best day ever!!” the Mars Phoenix Lander tweeted at about 5:15 pm.
You got that right, NASA scientists announced the best possibility of finding life on another planet–F’ing Martians–through Twitter, according to Wired.com. The news comes after photographic [...]
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Comments (1) Vagina-Bong: US Patent #7122000
June 18, 2008 - 4:45 pm
“That bong doesn’t look anything like a vagina,” you might be thinking right now. And you couldn’t be more right. But that’s because it’s not supposed to look like a vagina. You’re supposed to stick it in one to use it.
Let’s let the patent do the talking:
The lower end cooperates with the wall of the [...]
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Comments (4) David Elms: The Most Powerful Man In Prostitution
June 18, 2008 - 11:30 am
In the world of online prostitution, if you’re a hooker not on TheEroticReview.com, you might as well go f**k yourself. The Site, which has 500,000 to 1 million unique visitors a month, allows johns to rate their experiences with particular prostitutes from 1 to 10, write reviews for individual prostitutes and brothels, and find exactly [...]
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Comments (0) It Began As a Mistake: The Twisted Family History of Puma and Adidas
June 17, 2008 - 10:52 am
Before the War on Terror, Iraq, Afghanistan and the first Gulf War; before Vietnam, Korea and the long Cold War, the old world order was dominated by the tyranny of fear of Nazi Germany and the atrocities of catastrophic world war. But within the tumultuous years between WWI and WWII emerged two of today’s most [...]
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Comments (3) Al Gore (Finally) Endorses Barack Obama
June 16, 2008 - 4:15 pm
In an email sent out this afternoon, former Vice President, Oscar-winner and Nobel Peace Prize laureate, Al Gore endorsed Sen. Barack Obama for President of the United States. His endorsement comes long after most would consider relevant, since the choice is now down to only Sen. Obama and Sen. McCain, a Republican.
The email comes a [...]
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