Loading ...These are the second two pages of a German children’s book about sex, and where babies come from. But in America, we’ve managed to remove all the sex from “sex education.” So to see that in other countries, the parents tell their children the truth, and show them what actually happens–how babies are actually made–we […]
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Hillary Suspends Campaign, Throws “Full Support” Behind Obama
June 7, 2008 - 1:37 pm
In a marbled speech, on a sunny afternoon, in Washington D.C. today, Sen. Hillary Clinton suspended her campaign for the Democratic nominee for President of the United States. Warnings of the wounded-but-writhing Republican machine and calls of party unity led to a climatic “Yes We Can” endorsement of Sen. Barack Obama.
Check out video of Hillary […]
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Comments (0) Hollywood Death Match: Clint Eastwood vs. Spike Lee
June 6, 2008 - 4:30 pm
In a spat of sour Hollywood race-relations, Clint Eastwood said director Spike Lee should “shut his face” for questioning the racial make-up of Eastwood’s flicks. The comments came during an interview with the London Guardian, published today, in response to a complaint Lee aired, concerning the lack of African American actors in Eastwood’s films Flags […]
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Comments (4) Help a Brother Out: Valedictorian Threatened With Deportation
June 6, 2008 - 2:15 pm
Seventeen-year-old Arthur Mkoyan plans on studying medicine at California State. And as valedictorian, with a “grade-point average above 4.0″ at Bullard High School in Fresno, California, that should be no problem. Problem is, he’s being deported.
No, he’s not Mexican. He’s Armenian. According to CNN, before coming to the Untied States, his father reported being asked […]
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Comments (0) According to Genesis: 100 Hottest Women In Porn
June 5, 2008 - 3:45 pm
Sure Maxim’s annual Hot 100 list is fun for a quick flip-through in the sh*tter, but it a lacks a certain something…Oh yeah, hardcore nudity!
Well, luckily for us all, the good people at Genesis have published their Porn’s Hot 100 XXX Star “It” List. Genesis picked the order based on “the opinion of our staff […]
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Comments (3) Hulk Hogan To Teach Dustin Diamond Wrestling In Upcoming CMT Reality Show Train-Wreck
June 5, 2008 - 12:30 pm
You know, just when you think a person has made a fool of themselves enough already, they go an get on Hulk Hogan’s upcoming show on CMT, Celebrity Championship Wrestling. Among the contestants will be Saved by the Bell’s Dustin Diamond (Screech Powers), along with other obscure celebrities, like Trishelle from The Real World, Butterbean […]
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Comments (1) Theodora Richard’s Nude Photos Prove Us Wrong
June 3, 2008 - 5:15 pm
Some of you may have read our “Sexiest Rock Star Spawn” post, which ranked Elvis Presley’s granddaughter, Riley Keough as our #1 hottest daughter of rock ‘n roll. But we f**ked up.
See, today we found photos of Keith Richards’ daughter, Theodora Richards leaving nothing much to the imagination. So, basically, we’re declaring her the new […]
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Comments (1) Strippers Arrested, Lapdances Ruined (Temporarily)
June 3, 2008 - 9:30 am
Son-of-a-b*tch! For some ridiculous reason, Texas has a law that forbids strippers from getting within 3-feet of their customers. (Do you know how far 3-feet is when boobs are involved?) And according to TheSmokingGun.com, because of this completely impractical law, they busted 18 innocent–I’m sure–women yesterday, who forgot to pack a tape measure in their […]
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Comments (0) Sen. Ted Kennedy’s ‘Risky’ Brain Surgery A Success
June 2, 2008 - 5:30 pm
According to MSNBC.com, Sen. Edward (Ted) Kennedy was released out of surgery at Duke University Medical Center a few hours ago after a serious brain operation. Sen. Kennedy was diagnosed with a malignant brain tumor two weeks ago. At the time, the condition was originially deemed “inoperable.”
The operation took roughly 3.5 hours, down from the […]
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Comments (1) Tampa Jurors Forced To Watch Hardcore Porn
June 2, 2008 - 11:30 am
Oh Tampa, everything you do makes us laugh (at you). Apparently, a panel of jurors in a Tampa court was forced to watch “extreme hardcore porn” in court, while deliberating whether or not California pornographer, aptly named Max Hardcore (aka Paul F. Little), violated any criminal obscenity laws.
From Tampa Bay Online:
Today, U.S. District Judge […]
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