Author Archives: Andrew - Hunter College

“In the morning, it was morning, and I was still alive.” –Charles Bukowski, Post Office

How NOT To Do a Backflip

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While watching the Olympics, it’s easy to forget that people are actually bad at stuff sometimes. Since we’re all wrapped up in sports these days, let’s see what it looks like when a normal person tries to do a backflip. (HINT: It involves his face.)

Oh Sh*t!: Diaroogle.com Public Restroom Finder

Nothing ruins a day like crapping your pants. But if you live in New York City, the inevitable ass-mergency we all experience from time to time just got a hell of a lot easier to deal with. Some kind and thoughtful people have started Diaroogle.com, which uses Google Maps to help you find the closest [...]

Hot Reporter PWND By Zorb

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Not quite sure what the f**k a Zorb is, but they cue that sh*t, the hot reporter starts her seemingly frantic monologue, and that’s when the funny starts. I guess that’s what you get for messing around with Zorbs.
Maybe that’s just what that product does, [...]

We Have Contact: Radio Signals Detected From Outside Solar System

Holy crap! Students at Durban University of Technology detected a signal using a recently tuned-up radio telescope have detected a “strong” radio signal from outside our solar system. After honing the sensitivity on the Indlebe Radio Telescope, situated on the Steve Biko campus of the Durban University of Technology in South Africa, the students received [...]

God Hates the World

Of of all the sex and filth we know and love here at COED, this is the most offensive video ever to grace these pages. From Reverend Fred Phelps, known for coining such gems as “Thank God for 9-11,” “God hates f*gs” and “AIDs cures f*gs,” and the lovely choir at Westboro Baptist Church in [...]

R.I.P. Wolfmother

As f**king usual, the good ones die young. The victim: Grammy Award-wining Australian rockers, Wolfmother. The killer? That rat bastard “Irreconciable Musical Differences.” One of the most solid bands in the past few years, who’s song “Woman” became a favorite Guitar Hero heavy-hitter (and won them that Grammy), has officially split up after only one [...]

Time To Put On The Gloves: New Fingerprint Technique Spots Drugs

Damnit! Getting away with doing illegal sh*t just got a smidge harder. A new fingerprint technology allows law enforcement to detect traces of weed, cocaine, explosives, even disease and other illnesses.
Using a technique called desorption electrospray ionization (DESI), which involves spraying a finger printed area (like your car door handle) with a solvent and anylizing [...]

The Girls of Sturgis: The Good, The Bad & The Ugly

When Sen. John McCain spoke to the leather-clad crowd at Sturgis Motorcycle Rally this week, he “joked” about entering his (pretty F’ing hot) wife Cindy into the Miss Buffalo Chip contest, a Sturgis staple with more topless chicks than Fat Tuesday’s on Mardi Gras. Unfortunately, she didn’t enter. But that doesn’t mean the party stopped [...]