Loading ...“That bong doesn’t look anything like a vagina,” you might be thinking right now. And you couldn’t be more right. But that’s because it’s not supposed to look like a vagina. You’re supposed to stick it in one to use it.
Let’s let the patent do the talking:
The lower end cooperates with the wall of the [...]
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Vagina-Bong: US Patent #7122000
June 18, 2008 - 4:45 pm
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June 18, 2008 - 11:30 am
In the world of online prostitution, if you’re a hooker not on TheEroticReview.com, you might as well go f**k yourself. The Site, which has 500,000 to 1 million unique visitors a month, allows johns to rate their experiences with particular prostitutes from 1 to 10, write reviews for individual prostitutes and brothels, and find exactly [...]
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Comments (0) It Began As a Mistake: The Twisted Family History of Puma and Adidas
June 17, 2008 - 10:52 am
Before the War on Terror, Iraq, Afghanistan and the first Gulf War; before Vietnam, Korea and the long Cold War, the old world order was dominated by the tyranny of fear of Nazi Germany and the atrocities of catastrophic world war. But within the tumultuous years between WWI and WWII emerged two of today’s most [...]
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Comments (3) Al Gore (Finally) Endorses Barack Obama
June 16, 2008 - 4:15 pm
In an email sent out this afternoon, former Vice President, Oscar-winner and Nobel Peace Prize laureate, Al Gore endorsed Sen. Barack Obama for President of the United States. His endorsement comes long after most would consider relevant, since the choice is now down to only Sen. Obama and Sen. McCain, a Republican.
The email comes a [...]
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Comments (1) 5 Rad Things To Do With Your Dad
June 15, 2008 - 5:00 pm
It’s easy to forget that dads weren’t always dads, which is why we honor them (for giving up their dreams for you). But instead of just doing whatever your mom or sister planned this year, give him some quality guy-time–because that’s all he really wants. And remember, just because Father’s Day is only today, that [...]
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Comments (2) Payback’s A Bitch: Crazy College Chick Gets 5 Years For Branding One-Night-Stand
June 14, 2008 - 4:00 pm
In a victory for promiscuous men everywhere, a court sentenced 23-year-old Kristina Caban five years in prison for branding a guy for not calling her back after they had sex. New York Supreme Court Justice Michael Obus, who ruled over the decision, called Caban’s freak-out violence “not remotely justifiable.”
But this wasn’t just some heat-of-the-moment [...]
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Comments (1) Naked Man Gets Self Stuck In Port-a-Potty
June 13, 2008 - 1:36 pm
This past weekend, emergency dispatchers in Lebanon, PA received a call from a man on his cell phone, claiming to be stuck in a port-a-potty. When police and emergency workers arrived, they found the man drunk, naked and fully submerged in the port-a-potty holding tank.
From Fox News:
Emergency dispatchers receive thousands of calls every year, but [...]
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Comments (0) A Penny For Your Pleasure: Win The Chance To Bone a Porn Star!
June 13, 2008 - 11:46 am
Do you ever watch a porno and wish it could be you on-screen, giving it to whatever porn star suits your fancy? Of course you have, and now you can! F**kraffle.net is giving 10 lucky bastards the chance to star in a 30-minute scene of their choice, and then spend an hour of 1-on-1 with [...]
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Comments (2) Super High: Best Weed Ever
June 12, 2008 - 6:45 pm
Back in the ’60s, ’70s and ’80s, weed was nothing much more than some funky grass that made you feel chill, silly and hungry. But today, the US government’s Office of National Drug Control Policy has announced that the average percentage of THC, the psychoactive ingredient, in the currently available marijuana has risen to 9.6-percent, [...]
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Comments (5) Manimal to Man: How to Prepare For a Big Relationship
June 12, 2008 - 11:30 am
To get laid, the most you need is scented candles, massage oil and Barry White’s greatest hits. But anything more than that requires a bit more work. Say you’ve gone out on a couple of dates. She’s beautiful, chill and gets your jokes. You’re relaxed, funny, and genuinely enjoying yourself. You both know it’s going [...]
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