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More Random Crap (You Really Do Need)
November 4, 2007 - 10:00 am
Water Ball
Price: $439
Finally you can walk on water just like Jesus (facial hair optional). Made of a clear transparent material all you just have to blow it up, open up the zipper, climb in, and re-inflate. Go for a run, or look at fish through the bottom. The possibilities are endless. Just don’t stay in [...]
Posted in Girl's Room, Guy's Room, Tech
Comments (0) THE Pick-up Line Website … Hilarious
August 19, 2007 - 2:00 pm
We’ve all heard them before: the dreaded pick-up line.
Most often, pick-up lines don’t accomplish what the pick-up liner has set out to achieve, which is getting the pick-up linee into or as close to, a bed, as possible. Sometimes, however, with the right heir of confidence, there is a diamond in the rough, which leads [...]
Posted in Guy's Room, Locker Room, The Daily
Comments (0) The Remaining Fears of Men
July 27, 2007 - 1:00 pm
My editor, Steve G, recently requested that I finish the top 10 fears that men have from my recent survey, with a few additional comments about them.
Coming in at number FIVE is diarrhea which I am currently suffering from. I am literally peeing out of my asshole. I know a lot of [...]
Posted in The Daily
Comments (2) Style Alert: Tank Toppers
July 25, 2007 - 4:00 pm
I surveyed 100 men on the street and asked them for their top 10 fears. The list is as follows:
Dog the Bounty Hunter
Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ
Gregory Peck
AID’s
Tank tops
I’m just going to stop at tank tops as this insecurity brings up an important style issue. Most men feel that they have to be a [...]
Posted in News-ish
Comments (4) An open letter to sock manufacturers
July 20, 2007 - 11:00 am
Being a writer for a college aged audience, I feel that you can understand my plight about socks. Socks themselves are tremendous. They provide comfort and keep me blister free during the five minutes of physical excersize I do a week as well as keep my extensive sneaker collection stench-free. However, when [...]
Posted in My Two Cents
Comments (1) Style Alert: Beach Hair
July 19, 2007 - 2:00 pm
Many think the beach hair phenomenon is a girl thing as many celebrities such as Jessica Alba, Jessica Simpson, and Jessica Biel. Furthermore, it is not a phenomenon limited to celebrities named Jessica. There has been a reemergence of this unkempt, texturized hairstyle among humans with XY chromosomes as well. Despite what [...]
Posted in Style
Comments (0) Picking a bathing suit? Go with the “Mansuit”
July 16, 2007 - 12:00 pm
Living near one of the largest beach cultures in the world, I have been struggling to come to grips with what the appropriate beach attire would be for me. The surf culture here in Southern California suggests a young male like myself should wear some board shorts because apparently they make surfing so [...]
Posted in Style
Comments (0) V-Neck Card
July 13, 2007 - 3:00 pm
As many of you already may know, the v-neck is well on its way back into fashion. American Apparel, among others, has been instrumental in ushering these undergarments into mainstream fashion and I salute them for their efforts. Most other fashionable brands have followed suit and started to produce v-necks of all [...]
Posted in Style
Comments (0) Style Watch: Jorts
July 7, 2007 - 1:00 pm
Beverly Hills is an area of high fashion, akin to Milan, Paris, 5th Avenue, and Indianapolis, and that alone qualifies me to be the style editor here at COED Magazine Online. Being a New Yorker by birth, there are clear fashion differences between myself and my neighbors here, mostly along the lines of color.
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Posted in News-ish
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