Author Archives: Elizabeth - Baruch College


LOST Season Finale Recap

Of all of the television shows out there, why is that Lost happens to be the most aptly named in the bunch? The perpetually perplexing show never creates plot tension to make a point, exactly…Rather, it creates plot tension just to screw with you. And, like all of the other episodes of Lost [...]

How To Be A Dick: Dating Dos and Don’ts

Women like guys who are dicks. It’s a fact. But they don’t like it all the time. The trick is knowing when and how to be a dick. You don’t wanna be a dick to the point of being a bad person, and breaking a girl’s heart. Forget about that crap–only pussies [...]

COED Interview: 10 Years

Matt Wantland, guitarist/songwriter for 10 Years, dialed me up to inform me of how much better the weather was in Tennessee than New York. He mentioned a thing or two about his band, too.
The band, 10 Years, has not been together 10 Years…they’ve um…been together nine….But they’ve done a sh*tload more than most bands [...]

10 Documentaries You Must See

There is something to be said for a film made for more than pure entertainment. I’ve always loved non-fiction, and therefore, I’ve long been a shamelessly flamboyant fan of the documentary. Since I find that a lot of people get lost in the whirlwind of Hollywood mainstream film, I’ve put together this list of documentaries [...]

5 Signs She’s Too High Maintenance

Why so many guys fall victim to the death trap which is a high maintenance hot girl, I do not know. The warning signs are all there, fellas. They’re loud and clear and broadcast within minutes of meeting a girl.
You can weigh the pros and cons all that you want, but you’re just [...]

How To Date Any Girl

Guys are always asking me for first date ideas. Typically, I first ask the respective guy what it is that he has in mind. Then, he usually spits something out at me about an Italian dinner and a newly released movie. And I yawn.
Inherently, there’s nothin dull about the dinner-and-a-movie scenario. [...]

COED’s Guide To Getting Hitched

With all these hotties, from Scarlett Johansson to Melissa Theuriau, tying the knot these days, we here at COED decided to give you some tips on the disastrous glorious world of matrimony.
I know it sounds crazy, but before you know it, you or one of your buddies might be getting hitched. It can creep [...]

Date Like A Rock-Star–Even If You Aren’t One

Women love assholes. It’s a fact. Now, sling a guitar over that asshole’s shoulder, and the girls just come running–bras in hand.
Rock-stars get all of the chicks. Those once nerdy son-of-a-bitch marching band boys grow up, start bands, party their pants off, get treated like gods, and then they f*ck the girl [...]

Is That A Cold Or An Allergy?

I never had allergies when I was a kid. However, I do remember my father telling me that his allergies only developed when he was older.
This all seemed like hypochondriac nonsense to me…until I developed my own allergies. As a singer, allergies may very well be a bigger pain in the ass for me than [...]

Sexless Beds at Harvard

Sexless Beds at Harvard

Anyone who has attempted to spend a night sharing another person’s bed at Harvard has encountered one major obstacle. No, it’s not Harvard’s famed lack of a vibrant social scene or a dearth of viable partners—not only these, anyway—but rather a lack of space in the beds themselves. <The Crimson>

U of Wisconsin [...]