Author Archives: Frank - UPENN


Investing as a College Student

Blood in the water throughout the financial markets means many things to many people, but to us - it is an opportunity. Even students who don’t understand investing in the equities market can be a part of the rebuilding process.

Messin’ With Sasquatch: The Complete Box Set

Some people like to toy with the “slow” kid in gym class, while others find their local pedophile as the key target to their mischief. In a Utopian world, the scales would be even and the targets would have retribution other than handgun violence.
Enter Sasquatch. Though he/she is a mythical being, we can thank for [...]

COED Presents: The College Bucket List

Lately, my days start around 7:30 AM, a time inconceivable to me when I was a college student. You were more likely to find me up at 4 AM, still in party mode, and arising some time after noon to grab a bacon, egg and cheese sandwich from one of Philly’s myriad food trucks. I [...]

Get Excited for Lou Bega And The Goo Goo Dolls: A Look At The Worst College Spring Concerts

What happens when your band has one or two hits, but not enough talent to really sustain a meaningful and worthwhile musical career? Well, you can either gracefully move on and realize when your time in the limelight is over, or you can painfully drag out the inevitable for another decade or so, until [...]

Leaving Dorm Life: Finding Off-Campus Housing

In college there are certain rites of passage: drunken (and regrettable) sexual encounters, the subsequent trips to student health, and then…well. Nevermind.
But at any rate, college is in a lot of ways like a training ground for the real world, and while you can f*ck up quite a bit and emerge virtually unscathed, a wise [...]

5 Girls You’re Likely to Meet In a College Bar

All girls are rare and beautiful snowflakes — this much we know.
Yet when you take college girls, feed them alcohol and put them in a bar environment, a remarkable thing happens: their behavior falls into remarkably consistent patterns. Based on our research, we’ve identified five types of girls you’re likely to meet in a college [...]