Lots of action movies suck. Sure, some of them are worth their $20 million plus budgets, but most are products of testosterone, half-baked skills, and a complete miscalculation of how stupid the movie-going audience is.
So yes, lots of action movies suck, but every once in a while, there comes along a film so sh*tastic that [...]
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5 Reasons Why ‘The Day After Tomorrow’ Still Blows
How Much is Your College Degree Worth? Not as Much as You Think
When I was in high school, my parents always told me that the only way I was ever going to do anything in life is if I went to college. NOT going wasn’t even discussed. You had to go to college if you wanted a job. If you wanted to work at [...]
Republican Delegate Outlaws Your Areolas
Okay, let’s get one thing straight. When people go to strip clubs and titty bars, they go there for the nakedness. Not the costumes, not the lighting, not the soundtrack (I mean, who hasn’t heard their fill of Pour Some Sugar On Me?), the nakedness.
Strip clubs are for seeing more than you could see [...]
Airborne, I’m Ashamed To Have Ever Bought You
I cannot stand getting sick. About a month ago, I caught a vicious flu bug and completely denied its existence in my system until I woke up one Sunday morning hallucinating and unable to stand.Had I only taken more Airborne….my feverish mind reasoned as my roommate and I raced to the emergency room…I would be [...]






















































































