Author Archives: John, USMA at West Point


The Big Hurt Told to Beat-it!

The Toronto Blue Jays released slumping designated hitter Frank Thomas Sunday, cutting the 19-year veteran loose one day after he was angry for being taken out of the lineup.
Somehow Thomas did not think being hitless in his past 13 at-bats, going 4-for-35. Despite being known as a slow starter and batting .167 with three homers [...]

Celebrity MILF Island

Last night’s episode of 30 Rock revolved around a faux reality show called MILF Island. Needless to say it was awesome, and got us thinking: if there was such an island, what MILFs would inhabit it?
You see where I’m going with this; check it out after the jump.

COED Presents: Cheerleaders of the 2008 NCAA Basketball Tournament Championship Game

Sure if the sexiness of a team’s cheerleaders guaranteed championships then the UCLA basketball team wouldn’t have been knocked off in the Final 4 and there’s a good chance they could defeat a bipartisan McCain-Obama ticket to take the White House this November - in other words… UCLA has the sexiest cheerleading squad in all [...]

Virginia Tech Settlement Package

So let’s assume you’re dead, and your school f**ked up and allowed it to happen through a lack of planning and/or any security oversight whatsoever. (I know this is a far-fetched assumption, but stick with me.) Your family is all upset and sh*t over the fact that you’re not around anymore, and now they’re stuck [...]

MGM Rolls Out Their Latest Schedule of Remakes, Including…Robocop?

Let’s get right down to business. From MGM’s press release:
MGM is planning an exciting fall and winter release schedule. In partnership with Sony Pictures Entertainment, MGM will bring new installments of two of its tentpole franchises — the new James Bond movie QUANTUM OF SOLACE and Steve Martin in PINK PANTHER 2. MGM will also [...]

COED Presents: Akido

This week, I have started getting my ass kicked with a new martial art - Akido/Aikido. You might remember it from such movies as anything that Steven Seagal has ever done. It involved using an opponents kinetic energy against them. While Steven may have been known for beating his hot 80’s wife, Kelly Lebrock, he [...]

Harvard Loves Buff Muslim Women!

When not engaged in jihad or shaving their backs, Muslim women like to stay buff.
Harvard University has banned men from one of its gyms for a few hours a week, a move to accommodate Muslim women who, for religious and cultural reasons, cannot exercise comfortably in their presence. The new policy is posted at the [...]

Sharper Image Needs to Sell Everything

For Christmas I got a Sharper Image giftcard from my girlfriend’s parents. $100 is not too shabby, but at Sharper Image, that isn’t enough to get anything good. SO I have been saving up. I work at a bar up here in Highland Falls, and pull in an extra couple hundred a week flirting with [...]

Kimbo Slice Tramples Tank Abbott

After hearing all about the power of Tank Abbott before his MMA bout versus Kimbo Slice, I had high hopes going into the match. My hopes were dashed in 43 seconds.
I have to accept the truth: Kimbo Slice will never lose a fight. Ever. (Besides that one time…)

EliteXC - Kimbo vs. Tank - February 16

If you are a dude with a vagina, then you have not been taking notice of the showdown scheduled for Saturday.In one corner, we have the old school bad-ass David “Tank” Abbott. Back in the day, Tank was the monster that no one wanted to fight. He was the drunken brawler who would kick everyone’s [...]