From Bloody Disgusting:
An out of work lothario, Julian Marsh (Hoffman), scores a break as the director of an off-Broadway play. The play is a bizarre adaptation of Hamlet written by a pale Romanian (Ventimiglia) who is actually a master vampire. A perfect combination of low-brow humor and high-brow aesthetics, this comedy/horror film follows an eccentric [...]
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Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Undead Trailer
COED Music Video: MGMT - “Time To Pretend”
To take full advantage of MGMT’s new video it’s recommended that you wear 3-D glasses. Don’t have any lying around? Make them yourself by following these simple steps.
Suge Knight Returns to the Limelight, Lowers Entertainment Standards Worldwide
And here we go again, with that whole “keeping it real” adage that gangsta rap motherf***ing swears by. Death Row’s ex-high shaman Suge Knight is back, and he’s bringing his intimidating force to television with his own Making the Band-type reality show, titled Unfinished Business.
In the trailer, we see Mr. Knight doing what he does [...]
Friday Night Catfight: Caged Babes Fight!!!!
Even with the distracting website logo, this video SLAYS:
Brew Review: Smuttynose Old Brown Dog Ale
Being a New Hampshirian (?) at heart, Smuttynose is a beer I have fond memories of, even though I don’t drink it as often as I used to, mostly because it’s not the easiest beer to find outside the state. But nuts to all that - if you can find it, I suggest buying it.
One [...]
Le Tabarnak is Le Tabarwack
Terrible title, I know.
I realize this has been buzzed about for a few days now, but I have to submit my opinion on Le Tabarnak, the latest dance craze to enter the increasingly ridiculous world of hip-hop.
Le Tabarnak is stupid. Incredibly stupid. “Doing” the dance (if it is a dance) makes you look like you’re [...]
Steve-O Seeks Salvation, Damns Drugs
From jail to rehab and everything in between, I had the impression that Jackass star Steve-O was just your run-of-the-mill junkie that’s making money off our fascination with all things shocking.
While some (if not all) of that is still probably true, I must admit that his latest MySpace blog comes across not only painfully direct, [...]
Nintendo Wii’s “Dragon Quest Swords” Offers Up Cheap Thrills for the Unskilled
Right from the get-go, Dragon Quest Swords reminded me of Final Fantasy: Mystic Quest on the SNES, an often forgotten chapter in the FF series that was intended as a “gateway game,” one that would entice casual gamers towards the micromanaging world of RPGs.
(Or, it’s a dumbed down Nintendo Wii port of a superior game [...]
Boondock Saints Sequel in the Works
Sony Picture Studios has decided to go forward with a sequel to Boondock Saints, one of the most maligned and misunderstood movies of the past decade.
With a backstory that rivals most Hollywood scripts, writer/director Troy Duffy went through all seven layers of hell to get his film out, just to see the end product [...]
American Airlines: Home to World Class Flights and Masturbating Passengers
Just when you thought it was safe to take a nap on a flight to L.A., some random guy has to shoot a load on your hair while you’re sleeping. Don’t you just hate when that happens?
A woman aboard American Airlines is suing them for $200,000 after employees failed to help when a male passenger [...]








































































