Author Archives: Kyle - US Naval Academy


Say Goodbye to Disappearing Poop

This might just be the most amazing product ever.

Nick Fury, Pick a Race!

Whether you watch the last two minutes of Iron Man after the credits, or you’ve been reading comics for years, you know that Nick Fury has been going through an identity crisis for a while. The now former head of S.H.I.E.L.D. has flipped between races more than Mariah Carey.
Old-school Nick Fury is a white dude [...]

CBS + MMA = A Travesty to Martial Arts

So CBS wanted to bring MMA to primetime tonight, and it was a mess.If you would like the short summary, take 4 of your favorite MMA fights and end them 3 minutes too early. Every star that the network and the Elite XC executives wanted to win - had the fights handed to them on [...]

The Real Life Homer Simpson

This Is What Homer Simpson Really Looks Like
Alert! Elisha Cuthbert is Sexy Again!
I’ve Got An 8th Grade Crush Hard on Hilary Duff
Richie Sambora’s DUI Mug Shot
Keeley Hazell In FHM Is A Gift From God
Billy Joel is a 59 Year Olf Pimp
Miley Cyrus is a Paparazzi Magnet
How To Rectify Appalling Grooming Atrocities
Don’t Ask Chelsea Clinton About [...]

COED Presents: Krav Maga

Having grown up in a fairly ghetto part of Chicago and being a 6′3, 245 lb black guy, I always feel like I have the “intimidation factor” in a fight. I honestly and truly believed that, until I got my ass kicked today by a 5′6, 150 lb little white Israeli guy.
Yael, an officer in [...]