Author Archives: Mike - Montclair State U


SI’s “Ladies of Hot Clicks” is Today’s Daily Snapshot

SI’s Extra Mustard compiled an extensive photo gallery of the girls that have been featured on Hot Clicks. 50 pictures of pure sexiness that are worth a peek.

Is the “Warm” Beer Crisis Due to Global Warming? Ok, Now We’re Listening

Yeah, Earth Day — let’s plant a tree and make the world a better place! Yeah…nah.
But wait, what is this I hear? Grains and hops are becoming increasingly harder to grow and harvest, due to radical shifts in weather? That sounds terrible, though I don’t know why…I think I need a beer to relax and […]

Colorado University’s 4/20 Smoke-A-Thon Draws Crowd of 10,000

What is quickly becoming an internationally known marijuana fest the annual 4/20 smoke out at Colorado University - Boulder’s Norlin Quad drew a crowd of 10,000+ yesterday.
In the past police have come down hard on revelers, “In 2006, CU police dispatched undercover photographers to snap pictures of smokers. Photos of 150 alleged offenders then were […]

Tax Slacker: How To File for a Tax Extension

Tomorrow is the deadline for tax season, and you either forgot or have completely avoided the dreadful task that’s only second to death in things you must do. Don’t worry — I did too, and will be filing for an extension, AS SHOULD YOU, YOU UNMOTIVATED LAZY PIECE OF AWFULNESS.
Just in case you haven’t noticed, […]

It’s the End of the World as I Know it: I’m Graduating in a Month!

Finals are just around the corner. Job interviews are being had. Apartments in new cities are being looked for.
Holy sh*t. College is ending.
And I am having a serious breakdown.
1. What the hell am I going to do with my English degree?
2. When am I going to see my friends again?
3. Where am I going to […]

Be James Bond Incarnate with Van Der Led’s WM2 Watch/Cell Phone

Truth be told, I’ve owned about three watches worth mentioning in my lifetime, all of them being poorly-designed Tag Hauer knock-offs bought at the local flea market for $20 apiece. You can’t buy class, I say…or at least you can’t by it on a 17-year old’s budget.
Now that I’m older and wiser, I know a […]

The Truth Behind the Paula Nelson Barfight Video

And the verdict is in: the video of Paula Nelson, Willie Nelson’s daughter, kicking a drunk guy offstage during a live set in Texas is 100% staged. Jimmy Kimmel aired the clip on Jimmy Kimmel Live! a few days ago, and it has since ‘gone viral,’ as they say.
Apparently, the drunkard in the clip is […]

Make Your Own George Bush Speech

Hello, fellow Internetters!
Remember the old days when we’d travel over to Ebaums, load up an Arnold Schwarzenegger Soundboard and prank our families and enemies? Guffaws all around.
Oh the fun times we had, back then.
If you’re feeling nostalgic - and a little spiteful towards George Bush - I say partake in one of the Internet’s favorite […]

Playgirl Reaches Out to Eliot Spitzer

In the latest chapter of this never-ending saga, shamed ex-Governor Eliot Spitzer has been contacted by Playgirl, who hope he’ll tell all (and show all) to the magazine.
Playgirl’s open letter to Spitzer is as follows:
Dear Eliot,
It’s not fair. We’ve been watching you; and we’ve seen how you’ve been crucified by the mass media, conservatives, and […]

I Was(n’t) There: A Slackers Guide to SXSW Online

Unlike some lucky bastards currently at SXSW, we poor folk have to work for a living - or were too irresponsible to buy tickets earlier. We are idiots…
Since we have lost our chance at going to SXSW, the Austin-based music festival, what are we to do? Well, there are plenty of alternatives that don’t involve […]

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