Loading ...San Diego student Natalie Dylan is broke as a joke and can’t afford to finance her college education.
Welcome to the club Natalie!
What to do, what to do? Wait tables? Baby-sit? Empower yourself by starting a dorm cleaning business?
Nah, the 22 year-old has decided to auction off her virginity on the Howard Stern Radio show saying, [...]
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Natalie Dylan Auctions Virginity on Howard Stern
September 9, 2008 - 5:00 pm
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Comments (18) How To Fly With Pot
August 13, 2008 - 1:40 pm
Nothing makes for a relaxing vacation like toking on some dank sh*t. But if your plans involve flying, getting your stash from home to your destination involves breaking quite a few laws. So to keep you from having to track down a dealer when you’re from out of town–never a good plan–we’ve laid out exactly [...]
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Comments (5) Do You Masturbate Too Much?
August 10, 2008 - 6:41 pm
Experts are saying that if you’re freeing willy numerous times a day, every day, you’ve got yourself a problem.
Now, we’ve been told that masturbation is natural and healthy, but too much of anything is not good. When done in an excessive and compulsive manner, choking your chicken may lead to psychological and physiological imbalances in [...]
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Comments (8) SI’s “Ladies of Hot Clicks” is Today’s Daily Snapshot
April 23, 2008 - 6:15 pm
SI’s Extra Mustard compiled an extensive photo gallery of the girls that have been featured on Hot Clicks. 50 pictures of pure sexiness that are worth a peek.
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Comments (1) Is the “Warm” Beer Crisis Due to Global Warming? Ok, Now We’re Listening
April 22, 2008 - 12:00 pm
Yeah, Earth Day — let’s plant a tree and make the world a better place! Yeah…nah.
But wait, what is this I hear? Grains and hops are becoming increasingly harder to grow and harvest, due to radical shifts in weather? That sounds terrible, though I don’t know why…I think I need a beer to relax and [...]
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Comments (1) Colorado University’s 4/20 Smoke-A-Thon Draws Crowd of 10,000
April 21, 2008 - 11:45 am
What is quickly becoming an internationally known marijuana fest the annual 4/20 smoke out at Colorado University - Boulder’s Norlin Quad drew a crowd of 10,000+ yesterday.
In the past police have come down hard on revelers, “In 2006, CU police dispatched undercover photographers to snap pictures of smokers. Photos of 150 alleged offenders then were [...]
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Comments (1) Tax Slacker: How To File for a Tax Extension
April 14, 2008 - 3:30 pm
Tomorrow is the deadline for tax season, and you either forgot or have completely avoided the dreadful task that’s only second to death in things you must do. Don’t worry — I did too, and will be filing for an extension, AS SHOULD YOU, YOU UNMOTIVATED LAZY PIECE OF AWFULNESS.
Just in case you haven’t noticed, [...]
Posted in Getting Through, News-ish
Comments (0) It’s the End of the World as I Know it: I’m Graduating in a Month!
April 11, 2008 - 10:00 am
Finals are just around the corner. Job interviews are being had. Apartments in new cities are being looked for.
Holy sh*t. College is ending.
And I am having a serious breakdown.
1. What the hell am I going to do with my English degree?
2. When am I going to see my friends again?
3. Where am I going to [...]
Posted in After College, School’d
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