Loading ...We did it, world: through cutting-edge technology we have invented a canned cheeseburger.
Now before you get too excited, sit back for a second and realize this is it - we have reached the limits of human creativity. There is nothing left to invent, nothing left to do.
My only gripe is the canned burger’s Kalorien intake; […]
Author Archives: Mike - Montclair State U
I Can Has Canned Cheezburger?
January 30, 2008 - 4:00 pm
Posted in Entertainment
Comments (0) Coming Soon: Chinese Democracy (Really!)
January 23, 2008 - 3:05 pm
Axl Rose knows when it comes to releasing a record these days, it’s all about timing. So what better way to grease the hype machine than to postpone, leak, further postpone, shelve then announce the (still tentative?) release of the new Guns N’ Roses Axl N’ Company album, Chinese Democracy?
Classic Rock reports that Chinese Democracy […]
Posted in Music, News
Comments (1) Bonaduce Beaten By Justice?
January 22, 2008 - 11:30 am
Did you see the fight last night? You know - the massively-hyped, televised brawl between Danny Bonaduce and Justice, the Philly DJ?
Yeah…I didn’t see it either. I didn’t even know about it until this morning.
I guess some dude named Justice fought Bonaduce; he even posted an entire blog chronicling the road leading up to the […]
Posted in Entertainment, Video
Comments (0) “Cloverfield” Sequel Already in Talks?
January 18, 2008 - 3:15 pm
After a metric-ton of viral videos and red herrings involving the plot, Cloverfield is finally in theaters today…but wait! As always in the world of J.J. Abrams, the plot thickens…
The guys over at Bloody Disgusting (SpookyDan to be more precise) talked with Cloverfield director Matt Reeves and writer Drew Goodard during the red-carpet premiere of […]
Posted in Movies, News
Comments (2) Reminds Me of Everytime I Go to Clubs
January 17, 2008 - 10:30 am
This one is for the ladies…if they so happen to stumble here by accident.
It’s a dead-on video showing a drunk girl (through the eyes of a guy) at a club.
Posted in Video
Comments (2) Tom Cruise Babbles on About Scientology
January 15, 2008 - 10:55 am
UPDATE: The Tom Cruise recruitment video (recruisement?) has been taken down on YouTube…but we have it from Google Video! Go to Hollywood, Interrupted for more details on the matter.
Tom Cruise - actor, father, nutjob extraordinaire - has faced much scrutiny about his beliefs, mostly for the right reason. A man who was once the top-billed […]
Posted in News, Entertainment
Comments (1) WTF Website: Little Pet Project
January 14, 2008 - 11:00 am
I’m all about saving dogs and cats…especially when I’m face-to-face with massive taters.
Little Pet Project’s main focus is preventing dogs and cats in shelters from being euthanized. And what better way to say “I care about animals” than purchasing a calendar of scantily-clad women with their puppies and kittens on display (hardy har)?
After a cursory […]
Posted in Entertainment, Tech
Comments (0) Chris Crocker is a Crock
January 7, 2008 - 1:00 pm
I highly doubt I’m shedding new light on a burnt-out subject, but Chris “Leave Britney Alone!” Crocker is a pointless piece of pop-culture, destined to become a third-tier Jeopardy answer.
Earlier today Page Six reported that Chris Crocker has retracted his infamous “Leave Britney alone!” catchphrase, stating the following: “Britney needs to not be left alone […]
Posted in News, Entertainment
Comments (1) Andy Roddick is All About Brooklyn…Decker
January 4, 2008 - 12:40 pm
Top-ranked tennis star Andy Roddick is a lucky bastard. Not only does he bank in a sport that doesn’t garner too much media attention (besides that whole Martina Hingis cocaine thing), but he’s “dating” (read: consistently boning) Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Brooklyn Decker.
It must be said that Decker has a killer body. But her face? […]
Posted in Sports, Photos
Comments (6) Miss COED: Miranda Kerr
January 2, 2008 - 6:00 pm
Miranda Kerr (born April 20, 1985) is an Australian supermodel, best known as one of the Victoria’s Secret Angels (the first Australian addition to the Victoria’s Secret campaign), and the face of Australian fashion chain Portmans. I think it’s safe to say that she’s going to be one of the most sought-after models of ‘08!
Check […]
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