Author Archives: Rory Murphy - editor of OrderMeADouble.com


Just My Luck.. I Found a Great Bar, and It Burned Down the Next Day

I am new to Washington DC, and have been trying a find a place I can go afterwork to put my feet up and booze it up a little. Everyone (besides Mormons) needs a go to bar, and before last night my search was continually ending with no results. After an impromptu desire to find [...]

ESPN Who’s Now?: Michael Vick

Over the past few weeks, the hipsters at ESPN have been debating who the most ‘Now‘ athlete is in the world. Juggernauts in the world of trend, such as Mike Greenberg and Kevin James have voiced their arguments for the likes of David Beckham, Kelly Slater, and Reggie Bush all setting up the much [...]

CNN’s Youtube Debate: You present the questions, CNN questions your intelligence

We live in a society filled with bad, bad ideas. Gigli, The Bill Engvall Show, Txt Me Tees. With all of these contrived, truly terrible ideas being created and than marketed around me, I tried to give one bad a chance. On July 23, CNN is going to host a debate for the Democratic presidential [...]

All Pro Football 2k8

I grew up with Bo Jackson and Joe Montana in my backfield. Granted, I have been a Bronco fan my entire life, but before I remember watching football games on TV, I remember running over the top of everybody in Tecmo Bowl because I knew Bo. I dominated with either Bo and the LOS ANGELES [...]

Disturbing “Running of the Bulls” injury

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‘Guy Necessities’ (1-5)… Halo, Keg Tapping & Other Skills Every Guy Should Know

I usually play only sports games, but I feel that the Halo franchise brings more than the typical first person shooter. Halo is not just a game, but it is a necessary guy skill… a skill that defiantly makes life easier for the penis baring sex. Whether it is a game every guy should know [...]

He’s Back! Nappy hating Don Imus eyes a January comeback

The comment board on this Imus story is so hot that I deceided to bring it back to the top of CO-ED so more people could join in. Rory (the author of the story) will check it on the hour and will respond to any comments you leave him.
- Steve G, Editor CO-ED Magazine [...]

Do they matter? The Baseball Managers Edition

Sunday July 1st will always be remembered as one the most puzzling days in Seattle sports history. The Mariners had just won their eighth game in a row, closed the gap on the division leading Angels, and the people of Seattle were buzzing like another WTO conference was in the works. The players were happy, [...]

America’s new 4th sport

To the chagrin of girlfriends around the country, the average guy has a major sport to watch, follow, bet on and discuss everyday of the year. Baseball dominates the summer, football the fall and basketball holding strong between the two. The NCAA picks up the slack after the Super Bowl and finishes up right as [...]

NBA Draft 2007: It’s Like Winning the “Hood” Lottery

After six months of hype, a tanking controversy, a debate over #1, trade rumors and a completely bizarre lottery outcome, the NBA Draft is finally here. In the sports world, the NBA draft is nestled between right below the NFL draft and right above the baseball All-Star game on the annual sporting events of importance [...]