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Guess-the-Google [Addictive Game]

Redneck Seafood Dinner

2 Guys 1 Cup

GTA IV FAQs for Old People

Worst (and best) Moms in Movie History

Barkley Pulls a Burgundy

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20 Most Awesome Mothers On the Internet [via GorillaMask]

Dumbasses: It takes one to raise one

Nope, not big enough: Texas to Brazil for 34 FFFs

How to win a street fight

Lindsay Lohan quits…her job

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When meeting your girlfriend’s parent’s…

How could we possibly forget this 19 year-old from Hillside, NJ who’s interests are “handjobs, rollin deep with my guido crew to da club and joinin MySpace groups?”

See more of “Steve C” in COED’s D-Bag of the Day Vault

Aki Hoshino is known as the “Angel of Japan” and today she is our featured Daily Snapshot.

Click the image to view Aki’s full gallery

Click the images to view the full galleries

You may remember UnCoached’s coverage of the Arizona State University’s “Undie Run” last week. Just last night, a whole new batch of photos were released.

For those of you who don’t know, the ASU “Undie Run” is an annual charity event that drawns over 1,000 half naked ASU kids. Apparently the slogan at this legendary occasion is “Say No To Drugs, Say Yes To Undie Run.”

Considering the puking and sudo-gangbanging taking place, I’m sure none of these kids were drunk or high during this event.

Check out the must see event pictures. [UnCoached]

World’s Youngest College Professor Can’t Legally Drink

Perhaps in Alia Sabur’s wildly advanced studies she came across a famous quote from Johann Wolfgang von Goethe.

“Knowing is not enough. We must apply,” the German writer once observed.

At the age of 18, Alia Sabur was recognized as the youngest college professor in history, breaking a 300-year-old record. [MSNBC]

Officials: SDSU Student Drug Dealer Linked to Tijuana Cartel

The sweeping undercover drug operation that traced more than $100,000 worth of drugs and cash to fraternity and student houses on and around San Diego State campus Tuesday may have been linked to the Tijuana cartel through pre-health science student Omar Castaneda, a member of the South Side Pomona gang, officials said Wednesday.

“Castaneda was involved in drug trafficking at the highest level that we’ve ever seen on a university campus,” Mosler said. “His source of supply of the cocaine comes from Mexico. The cartel is responsible for smuggling most of the cocaine from Columbia through our border here in San Diego.”[The Daily Aztec]

Did Someone Forget Something?

Derek Jeter Hooked Up with 6 Women on Maxim’s Hot 100 List

New SNL Political site

Britney Spears Likes Phone Sex

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Kid vs. Tuba Player

Dave Grohl writes Metallica a letter about new album

Shia LaBeouf & Andy Samberg’s SNL Promos

Charles Barkley is Gullible

Wake Up With Naomi Watts

“Stomp my scale model trains and share in my imitation crab meat.”

Elderly and Demented Won’t Be Treated in a Pandemic

23-Cent Pizza Brings Out Cleveland Loser Types

Among the students earning degrees from the University of Pittsburgh this spring, there was one famous honoree: “Dr. Dan.”Better known as former Miami Dolphin and Pitt quarterback, Dan Marino was the guest speaker at Pitt’s commencement ceremony, where 4,317 undergraduate, master’s and doctoral students officially became alumni.

Chancellor Mark A. Nordenberg awarded Pitt alumnus Marino an honorary doctoral degree in broadcast journalism, making him the first graduate in Pitt’s Class of 2008. Marino said that he will make sure his colleagues at CBS’s “The NFL Today” will know of his accomplishment.

“Now they have to refer to me as Dr. Dan,” said Marino.

Nordenberg introduced Marino to the crowd in the Petersen Events Center as an outstanding football player, Panther and person.

“He has excelled in his current role, not because he threw 420 touchdown passes, but because he is intelligent, articulate and analytical, the qualities of a well-educated person,” said Nordenberg.

Marino, a member of both the Pro Football and NCAA halls of fame, graduated from Pitt’s School of Arts and Sciences in 1983. He reflected on his Oakland upbringing and the years he spent at Pitt. [Pitt News]

San Diego State University Chick Hits Batting Cages

Since the mainstream media is focusing on the bad side of San Diego State University, we figured it was time to shed a little light on the good going on for the Aztecs.

The good is named Jessica B., and she is in the running for the 2008-2009 Tempe12 cover model job. We dig this chick because she likes sports–especially baseball. Check out the rest of her pictures: [Busted Coverage]

‘Generation Debt’ Afflicting Students

Kolby Lanning has borrowed $55,000 in student loans to finance his first three years at the University of Kansas. He will have borrowed $200,000 more by the time he completes his senior year and dental school at the University of Missouri at Kansas City, Mo.

Adding in the compounding interest on his unsubsidized loans, the Independence junior figures he will owe about $300,000 when he begins his career as a dentist in 2011.

“It’s hard to believe your debt can add up that much in such a short amount of time,” said Lanning. “I guess I never really took the interest into consideration.” [University Daily Kansan]

Despite this being the end of the regular school year, fraternity hazing (which traditionally happens at the beginning of the school year) cases are popping-up all over the country, from UW-Madison to Alabama State.

Add to the list yesterday’s report from Tulane that 10 students were arrested for felony battery after burning their pledges with hot water and spraying them in the face with pepper spray.

In light of such news, here is COED’s 20 Things You Didn’t Know About Hazing.

20 Things You Didn’t Know About Hazing after the jump! Read More »

Eva Mendes Topless Pictures From Vogue

Dickipedia: Mark Zuckerberg

Amy Winehouse Looking Like A Crackhead

Amish Gone Wild T-shirt

Does Gemma Atkinson Need a Boob Reduction?

Kids Suspended For Their Prom Picture

The UPS “Whiteboard” Guy is Gay?

Richard Jefferson Arrested for Party Crashing

Rick Ankiel has an incredible arm

Charles Barkley Admits He’s A Dumbass

David Beckham: High Five!

Sometimes 34FFF Just Isn’t Big Enough

Some guy thought it would be funny to pay tribute to the most disturbing viral video ever, 2 Girls, 1 Cup, by tattooing the moment of explosive diarrhea seen in the video onto his body - what an idiot!!

Like the video, the tattoo is one of the most disturbing things I’ve seen (and I’ve seen a lot of f–ked up s–t).

Click to view the NSFW version of 2 Girls, 1 Tattoo