Buy Stuff, Become a Better Person: “How I Met Your Mother: Everything Must Go”

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Tonight, 20th Century Fox’s “How I Met Your Mother” debuted the “Everything Must Go” episode, in which characters Lilly and Marshall sell their stuff, for real. Online. Right now.According to TVSquad.com, it’s going to be “mostly her clothes, since Marshall’s never getting rid of his ‘Split Happens’ t-shirt.” And all the proceeds go to charity as a donation to Children’s Hospital Los Angeles.

If you want to get some stuff from a TV show, here’s the perfect place to get it. (I can hear your ebay accounts firing-up already.)

Our New Favorite NSFW Site: YouStrip.com

Keyra AugustaIn case you haven’t noticed, the Internet is F’ing rad. Everything you could ever hope for is at your finger tips. And today, we’ve discovered another thing we’ve been hoping for: YouStrip.com

Not your run-of-the-mill girl-cam Site, YouStrip features videos from women all over the world, showing-off her bits and pieces. After a video is uploaded (and a lot of videos are uploaded), users can then rate the video. And the top-ranked strip-downs get pushed to the front of the line.

While you get to check out a few videos for free, the Site will cost you $39.95 for the whole year, with no additional charges. Membership gets you unlimited access to everything the Site has to offer, including uncensored videos and kickass prizes.

Not marketed as an ordinary porn Site, YouStrip explains that it exists solely to continue the ancient seductive art of the strip-tease by seeking to “empower” women from all walks of life, every color, shape and size, giving them an outlet to strip down to nothing for the entire world.

Damn, if I’d known that stripping and empowering were the same thing for women, I’d be the most die-hard feminists you could find.

[Thanks to Fleshbot for enriching our lives, again]

COED Music Video: Mike Doughty “27 Jennifers”

Here is Mike Doughty’s first video from his album “Golden Delicious.”

“27 Jennifers” is the type of song that you’d hear on the movie soundtrack of a coming-of-age teen comedy, similar to Matt Nathanson’s remix of Laid for American Pie: The Wedding.

Free Coldplay Concert at MSG on June 23rd

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Coldplay has scheduled a very special show for June 23th at Madison Square Garden in New York City where Chris Martin and crew plan to debut songs from the forthcoming album.

You can’t buy tickets to the show but if you live in the NYC area visit Coldplay’s website to sign up to win.

Jayde Nicole Named 2008 “Playmate of the Year”

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Playboy Magazine’s “Playmate of the Year 2008″ goes to 22-year-old Jayde Nicole of Scarborough, Ontario.

Nicole will appear in a 10-page nude pictorial in Playboy’s June issue. If you can’t make it to a newsstand then, check out her Jayde Nicole’s Playmate of the Year portfolio on Playboy.com. (Remember, the images are NSFW.)

Along with her title and the prominent photo spread, Jayde received $100,000 in prize money and a 2008 Cadillac CTS - Some people have all the luck!

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Coolest Place on Planet Earth: Neil Diamond Myspace Show, 5.07.08

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I have been blessed twice in my life to be at the coolest place on the planet at one particular moment and somehow both experiences involved Rick Rubin. The first was Johnny Cash’s infamous Emo’s showcase at SXSW in 1994, and the second was–without a doubt–last night’s Neil Diamond Myspace Secret Show at the Bitter End in NYC.

The scene was cozy–125 of his biggest fans in the most incredibly intimate venue—not a usual Neil Diamond show, by any means. But like all Neil shows, the crowd was brimming with fanatical Neil-sters, those who don’t dare leave their basements unless The Diamond is on tour…very much like the scene at a DiggNation Meetup, just a little older. Read More »

What Nightmares Are Made Of: “Children Of The Grave: Zombie Road” Trailer

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Holy crap! Apparently there’s a new “horror documentary” from the Sci-Fi channel and the creators of “Spooked,” available now on DVD. At first, I thought it was another Blair Witch, but no. It’s real. And it scares the crap out of me.

Woods with adult ghosts are creepy enough. This one’s filled with a city’s-worth of dead orphans. Yes, orphans. Watch this trailer, and you’ll be soiling your trousers right along with me in no time.

Check out the “Children of the Grave: Zombie Road” trailer after the jump! Read More »

Melissa Theuriau “The World’s Sexiest News Anchor” Is Off The Market

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The Bastardly is reporting that French news anchor Melissa Theuriau is set to marry French comedian Jamel Debbouze on May 7th.

A 9.8 on the hottie reciter scale marrying a comedic douchebag?! I thought that only happened in Jim Carey movies.

Remember Theuriau’s glory - photo gallery after the jump! Read More »

Top 5 Signs You Are a Hipster

 

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Uber-stylish and annoyingly cool, these masters of paying a lot to look like a homeless person (with fashion-sense), hipster culture has invaded the country.

Here are a few tell-tale signs to see if you’ve already been infected.

1.) You have paid more than $100 for used shoes.

2.) You are 28 years old and still embarrassed to be seen out at dinner with your parents.

3.) You have very precisely removed a GAP tag from a pair of jeans.

4.) You pay your rent with a platinum card.

5.) You made friends with a homeless guy, then got upset when he puked on your girlfriend.

Check out the full list here!

Top 8 Things Tom Cruise Is Still Wrong About

tomcruise-wrong.jpgIt’s not often that a celebrity admits when they’re wrong. Scandals come and go, but count how many times you’ve actually heard Lindsay Lohan or Paris Hilton admit the wrongness of their actions or words. You can probably count the number on your thumb. And even then, the detraction was more than likely court-ordered.

So color me stunned when famed Dawson Leery sloppy seconds lover, Tom Cruise, went on the Oprah Winfrey show last Friday and admitted he was “wrong” about comments on post-partum depression.

In case you missed the episode, he apologized for attacking Brooke Shields, and expressed his newfound belief that post partum depression can not be cured simply by taking vitamins (though, he did also claim that an Orange Wilma Flintstone vitamin cured him of “abnormal thoughts” back in 1996, so maybe he hasn’t learned that much).

He further explained that he felt “pressed” by the media during his couch-jumping, batshit crazy period, and regrets saying a lot of things on TV.

Check out the Top 8 Things Tom Cruise Is Still Wrong About after the jump.

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