David Duchovny in Rehab…for Sex

I won’t lie to you…was never really a fan.

X-Files was a little before my time. His part in ‘Zoolander‘ was funny. The X-Files movie is about 10 years too late, but I probably wouldn’t have seen it before this. I now know that David Duchovny and I are brothers. We are brothers of sex addiction.

Some might claim this is a publicity stunt because, after all, the X-Files movie could be one of the most poorly timed theatrical film releases of all-time. Read More »

College’s Ultimate Party Animal

Ah, the infamous party animal, that guy who manages to keep drinking longer, stay standing while more inebriated and pass on the fun to all those around him better than anybody else.

So, with release of the destined to be classic party movie, College on Friday, August 29, we’ve decided to create the ultimate party animal from some of the best movie party animals of all time. Because you can’t have college without parties, and you can’t have parties without party animals.

Check out College’s Ultimate Party Animal after the jump! Read More »

Facebook Movie Coming To A Theater Near You…Really

Screenwriter Aaron Sorkin (A Few Good Men, West Wing, Charlie Wilson’s War) is scripting a movie about the formation of Facebook.

Paramount Pictures was looking to keep the project under wraps, but Sorkin spilled the beans when he leaked the information on, of course, his Facebook page.

The film will focus on the evolution of Facebook from its 2004 creation on the Harvard campus by sophomore Mark Zuckerberg to a juggernaut with more than 60 million members. The company was reportedly valued at $16 billion last year when Microsoft outbid Google to invest $240 million for a 1.6% stake in the company.

Along with the events that created the phenomenon, the film will cover how these unimaginable overnight riches changed the lives of Zuckerberg and his Facebook cohorts. [Variety]

People [here, here] are bashing Sorkin’s idea, but a film focusing on dorm room entrepreneurial spirit (that isn’t about the rise and fall of a drug dealer) might be cool. You know, or about as interesting as a digital vampire bite…

The Real Campuses Behind The Top 19 College Movies Of All Time

If you’ve been to college then you love college movies, no matter what. Anything that reminds you of getting wasted, hitting on girls or even being late for class has a special place in your student-heart. But where did the production crews venture to make these college classics? Why, actual colleges, of course! To give you a behind-the-scenes look, we’ve compiled found all the real campuses behind the best college films of all time.

Check out COED’s “The Real Campuses Behind the Top 19 College Movies of All Time” after the break! Read More »

We Can Thank Brad Pitt For Pineapple Express

Over the last few years writer/director/producer Judd Apatow has had the Midas Touch in the film industry, responsible for hits including Superbad, 40 Year Old Virgin, Knocked Up, and Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

His latest film, Pineapple Express, starring Seth Rogan and James Franco, hits theaters on Wednesday August 6th, is a surefire stoner classic.

Apatow and crew have been banging out successful movies at a rate of two per year. So how did he come up with the idea for Pineapple Express?

“I was watching “True Romance” back in the late 90’s on laserdisk, and I thought, Brad Pitt is so funny as this pothead character but there’s only one scene. I kind of wish there was a whole movie about that guy. And then I started thinking they never have stoner movies with great Jerry Bruckheimer level action–wouldn’t it be funny if you were chasing guys who were so high that it makes it hard for them to get away? So we spent a few months, had a meeting every once in a while, kickin’ around that like and then before you knew it, we have “Pineapple Express.”

Check out the rest of Metromix interview with Judd Apatow

5 Reasons Why ‘The Day After Tomorrow’ Still Blows

Lots of action movies suck. Sure, some of them are worth their $20 million plus budgets, but most are products of testosterone, half-baked skills, and a complete miscalculation of how stupid the movie-going audience is.

So yes, lots of action movies suck, but every once in a while, there comes along a film so sh*tastic that it makes movies like Swordfish seem like Citizen freaking Kane. The Day After Tomorrow is one of those sh*tastic sh*t fests. In fact, I think The Day After Tomorrow is probably the worst movie that has been made in the last 6 years (and yes, I’m lumping in SuperBabies: Baby Geniuses 2). Need proof? Here’s a list.

5th Reason This Movie Blows: Lame 2 Syllable Or Less Names

Let’s run through a short cast of characters, shall we? Jack Hall, Sam Hall, Lucy Hall, Jason, Frank, J.D, and Brian. I mean, where’s John Johnson? Bob Smith? Usually, I don’t give a flying eff about character names, but when you have people saying each other’s names every.other.second, the exhaustingly uncreativeness starts to eat away at you.

4th Reason This Movie Blows: Nobody Cares About Their Damn Family (Except the Angelic Hall Family Who Are So Angelic They Might Be Decedents Of Jesus) Read More »

Rambo Facts

rambo facts

If you like Rambo, which you do, then this is basically the best thing you’ve ever seen.

(Image source: Subtire.com)

Date Set For ‘Bruno’ Film

brunoLooks like all you Sacha Baron Cohen fans out there finally have a day to mark on your calendar. The widely speculated upon follow-up to Borat, Cohen’s wildly successful 2007 film, ‘Bruno’ is set to hit the silver screen on May 15, 2009, reports Variety.com.

From the article:

Like Borat, the title character of the 2006 box office hit, Bruno is one of a trio of characters created and played by Cohen in TV skein “Da Ali G Show.”

As Bruno, Cohen pretends be a flamboyant fashion and celebrity journalist from Austria who interviews unwitting members of the public who believe Bruno is a real person.

We can’t wait to see who he embarrasses enough to get sued by this time!

Hulk Hogan To Teach Dustin Diamond Wrestling In Upcoming CMT Reality Show Train-Wreck

Dustin Diamond

You know, just when you think a person has made a fool of themselves enough already, they go an get on Hulk Hogan’s upcoming show on CMT, Celebrity Championship Wrestling. Among the contestants will be Saved by the Bell’s Dustin Diamond (Screech Powers), along with other obscure celebrities, like Trishelle from The Real World, Butterbean (boxer of Jackass 2-fame) and Playboy Playmate, Nikki Ziering.

But this isn’t some Celebrity Fit Club spin-off, with any real goal at hand. That is, if you don’t count sweet C-list body-slams! As the press release best explains: Read More »

Get Ready for James McAvoy to Annoy The Crap Out of You

According to PerezHilton.com, Scottish actor James McAvoy has won the leading roll as a younger Bilbo Baggins in the upcoming prequel, The Hobbit, to the Lord of the Rings trilogy.

From the article:

Said to take the lead role of hobbit Bilbo Baggins is Scottish actor James McAvoy.

The J.R.R. Tolkien novel is hoping to be the next blockbuster big hit and will be directed by Guillermo del Toro.

The film is scheduled to begin filming later this year in New Zealand. Read More »