You know, just when you think a person has made a fool of themselves enough already, they go an get on Hulk Hogan’s upcoming show on CMT, Celebrity Championship Wrestling. Among the contestants will be Saved by the Bell’s Dustin Diamond (Screech Powers), along with other obscure celebrities, like Trishelle from The Real World, Butterbean (boxer of Jackass 2-fame) and Playboy Playmate, Nikki Ziering.

But this isn’t some Celebrity Fit Club spin-off, with any real goal at hand. That is, if you don’t count sweet C-list body-slams! As the press release best explains: Read More »

Like the Jefferson’s on All In The Family, Family Guy’s Cleveland Brown is moving on up, to his own show that is. During a live broadcast of Loveline, Family Guy creator Seth McFarlane stated that Peter’s buddy Cleveland is getting his own show entitled The Cleveland Show.

Not much is known about the spin off, but a promo image has been released. The image features Cleveland with a new wife, a baby, a fat kid, and a teenage daughter living next door to a family of gingers and two bears. Does this mean Cleveland is no longer Peter’s neighbor? Will we ever see the hyperactive Cleveland Jr. again? What about Loretta? We don’t really know, yet. But we’ll let you know as soon as more details are released.

Since Cleveland’s show is mostly speculation, let’s take a look at the other Family Guy characters deserving of a spin off. Read More »

Tonight, 20th Century Fox’s “How I Met Your Mother” debuted the “Everything Must Go” episode, in which characters Lilly and Marshall sell their stuff, for real. Online. Right now.According to TVSquad.com, it’s going to be “mostly her clothes, since Marshall’s never getting rid of his ‘Split Happens’ t-shirt.” And all the proceeds go to charity as a donation to Children’s Hospital Los Angeles.

If you want to get some stuff from a TV show, here’s the perfect place to get it. (I can hear your ebay accounts firing-up already.)

Holy crap! Apparently there’s a new “horror documentary” from the Sci-Fi channel and the creators of “Spooked,” available now on DVD. At first, I thought it was another Blair Witch, but no. It’s real. And it scares the crap out of me.

Woods with adult ghosts are creepy enough. This one’s filled with a city’s-worth of dead orphans. Yes, orphans. Watch this trailer, and you’ll be soiling your trousers right along with me in no time.

Check out the “Children of the Grave: Zombie Road” trailer after the jump! Read More »

Grab your paper-clip and chewing gum grenades and get ready for the greatest masterpiece ever to hit the silver screen. As Gizmodo.com reports:

Today at Maker Faire 2008, MacGyver creator (and real life inspiration) Lee David Zlotoff announced he has a big budget MacGyver movie in the planning stages.

Zlotoff mentioned he somehow ended up with the movie rights years ago (extremely uncommon), giving him full control over the film. While few specifics were mentioned, and no formal announcement has been made, its extremely promising that the man with the power to make the film is getting the ball rolling. The question is…do you bring back Richard Dean Anderson as old MacGyver, or bring in a younger, Christian Bale-type to reprise the role of makeshift gadget god? Read More »

Just when you thought she’d hit rock-bottom, Paula Abdul again proves that you can be a f*ck-up, and still have a job. Here’s Paula’s best intoxicatedly infamous moments television has to offer.

Check out The Top 5 Paula Abdul TV Meltdown videos after the Jump. Read More »

And here we go again, with that whole “keeping it real” adage that gangsta rap motherf***ing swears by. Death Row’s ex-high shaman Suge Knight is back, and he’s bringing his intimidating force to television with his own Making the Band-type reality show, titled Unfinished Business.

In the trailer, we see Mr. Knight doing what he does best: making people feel really nervous in his presence and instigating fistfights.

To make matters more juvenile, Knight and his cronies burn a G-Unit shirt that one of his young prospects was wearing. Ooooooooooooohhhhhhhh snap! It looks like the East Coast vs. West Coast battle is back on, motherf***ers! I would laugh if it wasn’t true.

Unfinished Business trailer after the jump. Read More »

I like my superheroes to be tough, smooth, invulnerable, and good with the ladies.

With the writers strike off and television series’ back on, I got my NetFlix going to catch up on old episodes that I missed. Smallville was my starting point, and a horrifying anomaly made itself evident. Not sure if anyone is a fan or not, but I am worried about Superman.

The WB/CW is changing Clark Kent from the Man of Steel, to a a big flubbering pu**y. I discovered that the Superman that I grew up loving, spent his twenties as a whiny little b*tch. Not to mention, this show has more awkward kissing scenes than a Tom Cruise movie.

The show has amazing potential and features Michael Rosenbaum as Lex Luthor. (Michael is THE best actor on the show and I found myself many times hoping that he would just put Clark out of his pissy little misery.) Even better, Smallville features 4 of the hottest girls on CW - Erica Durance, Laura Vandervoort, Allison Mack and Kristen Kreuk. If you are going to stray SO FAR from the comic book, at least make Clark a stud. The way the writing is going lately, I waiting for Clark Kent to pull out a rainbow flag and announce that he and Oliver Queen are life partners.

Come on, CW - butch it up a bit for f**k’s sake!

Like most disgruntled viewers of television today, I wonder why the f*** studios find it necessary to churn out countless amounts of updates and remakes instead of delivering fresh, interesting show concepts. I’m well aware of the motives behind the retreads - playing it safe while pleasing the easily pleased - but fact is fact: lame attempts at reviving old shows hurts everybody in the long run.

Following the unholy tradition is Knight Rider, a TV movie/Pilot hoping to recapture the hokey magic of the original series - and it’s pretty terrible on all accounts.

Is it so hard for studios to realize that viewers want their blockheaded action to be fun without insulting our intelligence? It must be difficult, according to Knight Rider’s creative team, who don’t know when to stop shoving ridiculous scenarios and storylines down our throats. Read More »

In Hollywood, hot babes come a dime a dozen. In a town where talent has little or nothing to do with becoming a household name, it’s great to see the stunning Summer Glau (”River Tam” from sci-fi cult classics Firefly and Serenity) get some recognition.

Glau, a classically trained ballerina (and all-around dancing machine) will put her skills to the test as Cameron Phillips, protector of Sarah and John Connor in Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles, premiering this Sunday on Fox. Judging from her small-but-impressive resume, she won’t let us down; whether the creative minds behind the chronicles do is another story altogether.

Check out clips of Summer Glau in action after the jump. Read More »