Suge Knight Got Knocked The F**K Out…By This Dude

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Suge Knight has frightened me since I learned about rap. Writing that headline itself was mildly frightening, like he still might show up at my door some night with nothing but a baseball bat, his giant fists, and revenge on his mind. But no more! Someone else scares me worse.

According to TMZ.com, Marion “Suge” Knight got in a fight outside a club in Los Angles, and lost. In the end, he was left unconscious for three minutes! That was last night. Today, TMZ has found the ballsy brawler, and he’s got the injuries to prove it.

Check out the full story after the jump! Read More »

Sara Jean Underwood is Today’s Daily Snapshot

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The very sexy Sara Jean Underwood is not your typical dumb blonde… in fact she is no dummy at all. This Playboy Playmate of the Year 2007 is currently a senior at Oregon State University and can be seen gracing the big screen in the ever-so epic, Epic Movie.

Click the image to view Sara Jean’s full gallery.

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Take It Off!: NippleGauge.com

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Unless you’ve got beads, a ton of loot, or own “Girls Gone Wild,” getting girls to strip off their tops usually results in getting smacked in the face. And it still does. But the geniuses at NippleGauge.com have created a handy device that might actually make asking her “Take it off!” a worthwhile endeavor.

The credit-card-sized device, which sells for $6.95, literally gauges a girl’s nipple size, from “needle nips” to “grande.” The Site claims that to get a girl’s top off, “Just show her the Nipple Gauge,” and “before you know it, she’s getting gauged! It’s that easy.”

Well, that’s obviously bullsh*t. But when seeing more boobs is at stake, it’s best to try anything. At most, they’ll do it because they think it’s funny. Or maybe women are looking to have even more of their bodies judged in public, in which case, this is perfect. But more than likely, they’ll only do it because they’re drunk. And even more likely, they’ll just laugh in your face (like usual).

[Props to our friends at Fleshbot.com for this one]

iAmTakingTooLong: 3G iPhone Expected Soon!

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Speculation of new products percolates whenever Apple does anything. And Apple has recently made the iPhone “unavailable” on their Website. Reports of lack of iPhones are popping up across the country, as well as nearly selling out in England’s O2 cell phone stores, the largest cell phone retailer in the UK.

Find out when you can get the new 3G iPhone after the jump! Read More »

Coming This Summer: The Blackberry 9000 Bold

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At midnight Monday morning, Blackberry maker RIM announced the release of their latest mobile device, the Blackberry “Bold.”

Details & photos after the jump! Read More »

Report: 900 Students Buried in Major Chinese Earthquake

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The magnitude 7.8 earthquake, that struck mountainous western China on Monday, toppled a primary school, burying 900 students.

The quake was so strong that it was felt as far away as Thailand and Pakistan.

First reports said the earthquake killed 5 students, injuring over 100–but experts expect the most up-to-date breaking news will report a significantly higher death toll.

You Almost Forgot: Tomorrow Is Mother’s Day, Get a Quick Gift Here

 

 

Halo WordpressDon’t worry, I almost forgot, too. So, to save you the pain I went through to not be a bad son, here’s a list of quick gift ideas to show your mom you care.

1. Start Her a Blog: Mom’s don’t want you blowing a bunch of cash on them. In fact, they’d probably prefer you didn’t spend any money at all. And of course, it’s the thought that counts. So start yourmomsname.wordpress.com. It’s free, it’s cool, it takes 15 minutes, and she’ll feel like the two of you are bonding. She can use it to keep you (and anyone else) up-to-date on family events, or start the next hotmilfs.com marthastewart.com!

Check out the rest of the list after the jump! Read More »

Nickelodeon’s “Yo Gabba Gabba”: Just Add Weed and Enjoy

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It’s funny how shows for children and shows for stoners are almost exactly the same. Well, this time, they are. As ABC.com reports, “Yo Gabba Gabba,” the colorful and undeniably hilarious show on Nickelodeon, teaching toddlers things like good nutrition and how to make their bed, has become a hit with 20-somethings across the country.

Check out a clip from “Yo Gabba Gabba” after the jump! Read More »

Reminder: It’s National Masturbation Month!

MasturbationAs if we needed any more reasons to regularly fondle ourselves, May is National Masturbation Month!

Something tells me you guys already know how to celebrate this properly, but if the ol’ wank-and-go won’t cut it for this special month, our friends at Fleshbot.com (mildly NSFW) have put together a nice round-up of all the masturbatory opportunities available to spice-up your “me-time” celebrations.

So, enjoy. (Just keep the excitement to yourself.)

Finally, A Crappy Drug to Be Outlawed

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Lawmakers in New York (as well as a few other states) are pushing a new ban on a plant: salvia divinorum. Being condemned by the mainstream media as the “new marijuana,” in reality, salvia is way f**king crazier.

If you’ve never heard of this psychedelic plant, salvia grows naturally in Mexico, and is often used by indigenous people to facilitate visions during ceremonies of “spiritual healing.”

Check out video of dudes smoking-up salvia after the jump! Read More »

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