It is very easy to get confused when someone explains the US Tax system, but my buddy sent this e-mail chain message that breaks it down by relating the system to something we all understand very well - splitting the beer tab.

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Golf legend Arnold Palmer’s drink of choice is a half iced tea/half lemonade concoction that bares his name. There’s nothing better than an ice cold Arnie to chill you out on a hot afternoon. One thing I never thought about doing was adding alcohol to the drink - it would make the perfect triple threat.

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To fully appreciate the bar experience, and to take from it everything it has to offer a man must know a few things; one of the most important is how to play darts. It’s a very simple game, and it’s all about numbers. It consists of a board 18 inches in diameter divided into 20 sections hung on the wall with the bulls-eye 5 feet 8 inches off the ground which players throw three darts at from a distance of 7 feet 9.25 inches. Don’t let the numbers scare you, it really is easy. Read More »

Hi and welcome to the dead zone of summer. After partying it up on the fourth, the festiveness dies down and your party schedule is wiiiiide open. There are, of course, the random parties and local events to keep you entertained, but for the most part the excitement is dead and the big stuff is over.

With nothing going on, why not bring the party to your place? Cocktails, sun, friends and your bed within reach? What could be better?

Of course, entertaining requires a little prep, but it is a lot easier (and cheaper!) than you think. Below is a handy dandy guide on how to turn your humble abode into the summer hot spot. And all for less than $150. Let’s get started.
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I was raised Catholic, but there are some things organized religion should just learn to leave alone: little boys and science.

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Stage #1 - Smart

This is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject. You know all and greatly wish to express this knowledge to anyone who will listen. At this stage you are also always right. And of course the person you are talking with is very wrong. You will talk for hours trying to convince someone that you are right. This makes for an interesting argument when both parties are “smart”. Two people talking, in fact, arguing about a subject neither one really knows anything about, but are convinced that they are they complete authority on the subject makes for great entertainment for those get the opportunity to listen in. Read More

Unless you’ve got beads, a ton of loot, or own “Girls Gone Wild,” getting girls to strip off their tops usually results in getting smacked in the face. And it still does. But the geniuses at NippleGauge.com have created a handy device that might actually make asking her “Take it off!” a worthwhile endeavor.

The credit-card-sized device, which sells for $6.95, literally gauges a girl’s nipple size, from “needle nips” to “grande.” The Site claims that to get a girl’s top off, “Just show her the Nipple Gauge,” and “before you know it, she’s getting gauged! It’s that easy.”

Well, that’s obviously bullsh*t. But when seeing more boobs is at stake, it’s best to try anything. At most, they’ll do it because they think it’s funny. Or maybe women are looking to have even more of their bodies judged in public, in which case, this is perfect. But more than likely, they’ll only do it because they’re drunk. And even more likely, they’ll just laugh in your face (like usual).

[Props to our friends at Fleshbot.com for this one]

Planning a trip this summer? Short on cash? Here’s a quick guide to make sure you get the biggest bang for your buck.

1. Shop Around.
So-called “value” sites like Travelocity, Expedia, and Orbitz give you the best price for plane tickets–but have often been paid by airlines and hotels to promote their fares and rooms above all others, screwing you over in the process.

Instead, use an aggregator, like Momondo or Kayak, that searches hundreds of travel websites in order to find you the best deal. These Sites also feature flights from smaller airlines and airlines, like Southwest, that don’t actively participate in online travel booking sites. Also, aggregators won’t jack you for a fee, like most “value” travel sites.

2. Skip the Hotel.
Really, most hotels are the same. Except for rooms whose per-night price could pay for last semester, you won’t notice much of a difference, I promise. So, trade in the five-star for one of these inexpensive (but way more fun!) options:

Hostels - For international and domestic travel alike, hostels kick the crap out of everything else. They’re cheap, relaxing and extra fun–plus, you get to mingle with countless hotties from around the world. You may not have the privacy or luxury of a hotel, but it’s worth the “sacrifice.” Read More »