Don’t worry, I almost forgot, too. So, to save you the pain I went through to not be a bad son, here’s a list of quick gift ideas to show your mom you care.

1. Start Her a Blog: Mom’s don’t want you blowing a bunch of cash on them. In fact, they’d probably prefer you didn’t spend any money at all. And of course, it’s the thought that counts. So start yourmomsname.wordpress.com. It’s free, it’s cool, it takes 15 minutes, and she’ll feel like the two of you are bonding. She can use it to keep you (and anyone else) up-to-date on family events, or start the next hotmilfs.com marthastewart.com!

Check out the rest of the list after the jump! Read More »

It’s funny how shows for children and shows for stoners are almost exactly the same. Well, this time, they are. As ABC.com reports, “Yo Gabba Gabba,” the colorful and undeniably hilarious show on Nickelodeon, teaching toddlers things like good nutrition and how to make their bed, has become a hit with 20-somethings across the country.

Check out a clip from “Yo Gabba Gabba” after the jump! Read More »

As if we needed any more reasons to regularly fondle ourselves, May is National Masturbation Month!

Something tells me you guys already know how to celebrate this properly, but if the ol’ wank-and-go won’t cut it for this special month, our friends at Fleshbot.com (mildly NSFW) have put together a nice round-up of all the masturbatory opportunities available to spice-up your “me-time” celebrations.

So, enjoy. (Just keep the excitement to yourself.)

Lawmakers in New York (as well as a few other states) are pushing a new ban on a plant: salvia divinorum. Being condemned by the mainstream media as the “new marijuana,” in reality, salvia is way f**king crazier.

If you’ve never heard of this psychedelic plant, salvia grows naturally in Mexico, and is often used by indigenous people to facilitate visions during ceremonies of “spiritual healing.”

Check out video of dudes smoking-up salvia after the jump! Read More »

Guys are always asking me for first date ideas. Typically, I first ask the respective guy what it is that he has in mind. Then, he usually spits something out at me about an Italian dinner and a newly released movie. And I yawn.

Inherently, there’s nothin dull about the dinner-and-a-movie scenario. However, there’s also nothing necessarily charming about this safe duo, either. Why not impress a girl on your first date with her instead of giving her the same itinerary every other guy gives her? Read More »

Sweet Zombie Jesus, I can’t even believe this happened. According to Chron.com, three dudes in Humble, Texas dug up a guy, chopped off his head, and made a F’ing bong out of it.

From the article:

Matthew Gonzalez and Kevin Jones have been charged with the misdemeanor offense of abuse of a corpse, said Scott Durfee, a spokesman for the Harris County District Attorneys Office.

According to documents filed in the case, Gonzalez, Jones and an unnamed juvenile on March 15 went to an Humble cemetery, dug up a man’s grave, left with the head and turned it into a “bong.”

A misdemeanor!? You can get worse for just smoking weed! But that’s not what bothers me. Read More »

UK stunner Gemma Atkinson recently visited the off-limit tropical beaches of Cuba. The candid pictures sumggled onto the Internet are today’s Daily Snapshot.

Click the image to view Gemma’s full gallery

Click the images to view the full galleries

If you haven’t heard about the devastating cyclone that ripped through Myanmar (also known as Burma), then its about time you crawl out from under your rock and brush up on current events.

Over the weekend a cyclone (US equivalent of a Hurricane) hit low-lying Yangon, Myanmar, destroying everything in it’s path.

Estimates say that 70,000+ are dead and 1 million have been left homeless. However, as Shari Villarosa, head of the U.S. Embassy in Yangon, said “the number of dead could eventually exceed 100,000 because safe food and water were scarce and unsanitary conditions widespread.” Read More »

Again, another country bests us in the “weird TV” department. This one is mildly disturbing and incredibly awesome, all at once.

All this limp-fingers nonsense is getting you nowhere. According to Yahoo New’s LiveScience.com, a new study conclusively reports that the firmer your handshake, the better your chances of getting the job you want.

We’ve all heard that first impressions are important, but when all you’ve got is, hopefully, 5-10 good minutes to prove yourself worthy, the handshake is the first impression. Read More »