Older women have many advantages. They aren’t flaky, brain-less freaks who will send you 8 million text messages after you hook-up. They know what they want, and they aren’t afraid to say so. And they won’t play games, because they don’t have the time. And mainly, there’s something to be said for experience.

A lot of times, very attractive women end up with guys that are successful assholes, nerds, whatever. But they’re not happy, and this is where a younger man (you) might have leg up. Basically, they want some hot 20-year-old man-tang to make them feel young again. Here’s how to give them that gift. Read More »

Don’t worry, I almost forgot, too. So, to save you the pain I went through to not be a bad son, here’s a list of quick gift ideas to show your mom you care.

1. Start Her a Blog: Mom’s don’t want you blowing a bunch of cash on them. In fact, they’d probably prefer you didn’t spend any money at all. And of course, it’s the thought that counts. So start yourmomsname.wordpress.com. It’s free, it’s cool, it takes 15 minutes, and she’ll feel like the two of you are bonding. She can use it to keep you (and anyone else) up-to-date on family events, or start the next hotmilfs.com marthastewart.com!

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For some reason, it’s a big drug-news day. Maybe because it’s Friday, and journalists are gearing up for the weekend. Whatever the reason, we’ve got a fun one this time.

As always, science is confirming something we already know–nearly 1/3 of people that routinely visit pubs, bars and nightclubs and use drugs and alcohol to improve their sex lives. The BBC reports that a recent study shows a third of 16 to 35-year-old men and 23% of women in Europe deliberately binge on alcohol and drugs to improve their sex lives.

If I were you, I’d jump on a plane the second your graduation gown hits the floor. You’ve got three and a half months to celebrate before people start asking questions about you failing at life.

To visiting any one of the nine countries (UK, Germany, Austria, Czech Republic, Greece, Italy, Portugal, Spain and Slovenia) included in the survey check out our article, “Fly To Europe This Summer for $225 on Zoom Air,” and get laid doing what you do best.

With all these hotties, from Scarlett Johansson to Melissa Theuriau, tying the knot these days, we here at COED decided to give you some tips on the disastrous glorious world of matrimony.

I know it sounds crazy, but before you know it, you or one of your buddies might be getting hitched. It can creep up on a guy quickly, believe it or not. One day they’re a Bachelor for life and then the next, they’ve met a lady who is ‘different’ from all of the others and they want to seal the deal.

There’s nothing fundamentally wrong with this. Although much of our generation has slowly moved away from the idea of marriage being a necessary institution, those in love still seem to find it to be the ultimate profession of love and devotion. If you or someone you know is treading these matrimonial waters, I suggest checking out Groom Groove before relinquishing control of your entire life to your soon-to-be mother-in-law.

This Site has devoted every piece of their content to the marrying man, and thankfully so. They cover everything from popping the question to dealing with ‘bridezilla’ to coping with Cold feet.

Here are some of the best pointers Groom Groove has to offer: Read More »

Trojan Condoms has released their annual The Trojan Sexual Health Report Card listing the sexual health of students at 139 D-1 schools.

University of Minnesota sits atop the list as America’s Most Sexually Healthy College while my school, Seton Hall University, ranked in the middle of the road at #72.

Trojan gave each school a “Sexual Health GPA” based on numerous factors, ranging from free contraception to the availablility of sexual awareness programs. Let’s see which schools graduated with honors and which ones, well, have herpes.

America’s 5 cleanest universities are…

1. University of Minnesota (Sexual Health GPA 3.91)
2. University of Wyoming (Sexual Health GPA 3.91)
3. University of Washington (Sexual Health GPA 3.73)
4. Rutgers University (Sexual Health GPA 3.68)
5. Purdue University (Sexual Health GPA 3.64)

America’s 5 dirtiest universities are…

135. Villanova University (Sexual Health GPA 1.45)
136. University of Arkansas (Sexual Health GPA 1.36)
137. Arkansas State University (Sexual Health GPA 1.14)
138. University of Louisiana (Sexual GPA Health 0.91)
139. Louisiana Tech University (Sexual Health GPA 0.82)

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Sure she likes the same music as you, is into the same movies, maybe even read some of the same books, but is she a dumbass? New dating site IntelligentPeople.com answers this question for you by requiring people trying to join to take–and pass–an IQ test.

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Women love assholes. It’s a fact. Now, sling a guitar over that asshole’s shoulder, and the girls just come running–bras in hand.

Rock-stars get all of the chicks. Those once nerdy son-of-a-bitch marching band boys grow up, start bands, party their pants off, get treated like gods, and then they f*ck the girl you were planning to ask out. So what gives? What’s so attractive about a grungy dude who can’t commit, has a chip on his shoulder, and hardly any money in his wallet?

Let me break this totally illogical process down for you:

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As if being a whore wasn’t enough, turns out Ashley Dupre–of Elliott Spitzer fame–is also a liar. Dupre recently filed a $10 million lawsuit against GGW’s Joe Francis, claiming she was “tricked” into participating (aka getting buck-ass naked) for a video filmed in 2003, and was only 17-years-old, at the time.

Unfortunately for her, Francis just found her consent-tape (above), along with footage of the driver’s license she provided, which said she was in her 20’s. (She is currently 22-years-old.) But in his infinite generosity, Francis has resubmitted his offer of $1 million for use of her sexy footage, in an attempt to “settle” out of court. I guess being a scandalous ho is still a wise business endeavor.

To create some social awareness, this morning, mtvU launched www.PosorNot.com: a viral online game designed to fight the viral spread of HIV/AIDS.

Taking its name from HotorNot.com, PosorNot.com proves there’s no way to deduce someone’s HIV status from what they look like, the music they listen to, how they dress, or how much of a douchebag you think they are.

Users encounter 100 HIV positive and negative individuals–presented with only a photo and brief personal info–and must decide if the individual is HIV positive or negative. Popular misconceptions and stereotypes about HIV are challenged every step of the way, as players are educated about HIV prevention measures, and connected to local testing resources.

On a, um, positive note, I will now be scared shitless to hit on anybody for at least a week.

Recentlty, Tyra Banks featured the sexual fetish of “squashing” on her show. And it’s all that it sounds like–and about 400-pounds more. Check out the video below, and make sure to watch to the end.

If all I needed to be satisfied was to have a morbidly obese woman bounce on me, America would be the Promised Land. But my Number One goal in life is to not die in a way that when people hear about it their reaction is, “Yeah, well that was stupid.” And I think being smothered by a giant ass is one of those ways.