Ah, the fist bump. These days, its damn near close to replacing the handshake as the greeting/goodbye of choice. But with new trends come new rules to keep things from getting out of hand, so to speak. The good people of TastyBooze.com have compiled a list of guidelines to keep your fist bumping on the level.

1. If sports are involved, fist bumping is always acceptable.
2. If you are wearing a suit, you may only fist bump if you are drunk. Or if you have just wrapped part of your suit around your forehead.
3. You may not fist bump under any circumstances, in a hospital. Unless Rule #1 (or Rule #2) applies.
4. Do not fist bump someone else’s misfortune, even if it helps you. Just look down, furrow your brow, and nod sternly.
5. No fist bumping between the hours of 7am and 10am. And if you’re watching sports at this time, it’s probably soccer or NASCAR, and then you should really not be fist bumping. High fives will suffice for both.

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The Danza Slap: While receiving oral sex, the man pulls his penis out of the woman’s mouth, and slaps her in the face with it, while saying “Who’s the boss?!” Though considered most effective when used as a finishing move, the Danza Slap can be utilized at anytime the conditions permit. However, be careful not confuse the Danza Slap with a “turkeyslap,” which also includes smacking someone in the face with your dong, but it doesn’t have to be during oral sex, or with someone who has any desire to be near your crotch.

*Disclaimer: Performing this move without having some reason to believe she’d be into this will definitely earn you a smack in the face of your own.

The cleaver folks at Amp Energy drinks have declared it: Random, casual sex is nothing to be ashamed of! Your bad breath, day(s)-old clothes, grinding hangover and state-of-emergency case of swamp-ass are all signs of a night well spent.

Not only that, but you have a new song to sing when you wake up in the morning, forget where you are, and have to call your bed-mate “Baby” because, well, her name could be anything.

Now if only they’d make a song to remind us to go to the free clinic, and we’d be all set!

Click here to watch the un-cut music video!

Older women have many advantages. They aren’t flaky, brain-less freaks who will send you 8 million text messages after you hook-up. They know what they want, and they aren’t afraid to say so. And they won’t play games, because they don’t have the time. And mainly, there’s something to be said for experience.

A lot of times, very attractive women end up with guys that are successful assholes, nerds, whatever. But they’re not happy, and this is where a younger man (you) might have leg up. Basically, they want some hot 20-year-old man-tang to make them feel young again. Here’s how to give them that gift. Read More »

Don’t worry, I almost forgot, too. So, to save you the pain I went through to not be a bad son, here’s a list of quick gift ideas to show your mom you care.

1. Start Her a Blog: Mom’s don’t want you blowing a bunch of cash on them. In fact, they’d probably prefer you didn’t spend any money at all. And of course, it’s the thought that counts. So start yourmomsname.wordpress.com. It’s free, it’s cool, it takes 15 minutes, and she’ll feel like the two of you are bonding. She can use it to keep you (and anyone else) up-to-date on family events, or start the next hotmilfs.com marthastewart.com!

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For some reason, it’s a big drug-news day. Maybe because it’s Friday, and journalists are gearing up for the weekend. Whatever the reason, we’ve got a fun one this time.

As always, science is confirming something we already know–nearly 1/3 of people that routinely visit pubs, bars and nightclubs and use drugs and alcohol to improve their sex lives. The BBC reports that a recent study shows a third of 16 to 35-year-old men and 23% of women in Europe deliberately binge on alcohol and drugs to improve their sex lives.

If I were you, I’d jump on a plane the second your graduation gown hits the floor. You’ve got three and a half months to celebrate before people start asking questions about you failing at life.

To visiting any one of the nine countries (UK, Germany, Austria, Czech Republic, Greece, Italy, Portugal, Spain and Slovenia) included in the survey check out our article, “Fly To Europe This Summer for $225 on Zoom Air,” and get laid doing what you do best.

With all these hotties, from Scarlett Johansson to Melissa Theuriau, tying the knot these days, we here at COED decided to give you some tips on the disastrous glorious world of matrimony.

I know it sounds crazy, but before you know it, you or one of your buddies might be getting hitched. It can creep up on a guy quickly, believe it or not. One day they’re a Bachelor for life and then the next, they’ve met a lady who is ‘different’ from all of the others and they want to seal the deal.

There’s nothing fundamentally wrong with this. Although much of our generation has slowly moved away from the idea of marriage being a necessary institution, those in love still seem to find it to be the ultimate profession of love and devotion. If you or someone you know is treading these matrimonial waters, I suggest checking out Groom Groove before relinquishing control of your entire life to your soon-to-be mother-in-law.

This Site has devoted every piece of their content to the marrying man, and thankfully so. They cover everything from popping the question to dealing with ‘bridezilla’ to coping with Cold feet.

Here are some of the best pointers Groom Groove has to offer: Read More »

Trojan Condoms has released their annual The Trojan Sexual Health Report Card listing the sexual health of students at 139 D-1 schools.

University of Minnesota sits atop the list as America’s Most Sexually Healthy College while my school, Seton Hall University, ranked in the middle of the road at #72.

Trojan gave each school a “Sexual Health GPA” based on numerous factors, ranging from free contraception to the availablility of sexual awareness programs. Let’s see which schools graduated with honors and which ones, well, have herpes.

America’s 5 cleanest universities are…

1. University of Minnesota (Sexual Health GPA 3.91)
2. University of Wyoming (Sexual Health GPA 3.91)
3. University of Washington (Sexual Health GPA 3.73)
4. Rutgers University (Sexual Health GPA 3.68)
5. Purdue University (Sexual Health GPA 3.64)

America’s 5 dirtiest universities are…

135. Villanova University (Sexual Health GPA 1.45)
136. University of Arkansas (Sexual Health GPA 1.36)
137. Arkansas State University (Sexual Health GPA 1.14)
138. University of Louisiana (Sexual GPA Health 0.91)
139. Louisiana Tech University (Sexual Health GPA 0.82)

<Story via Barstool Sports>

Sure she likes the same music as you, is into the same movies, maybe even read some of the same books, but is she a dumbass? New dating site IntelligentPeople.com answers this question for you by requiring people trying to join to take–and pass–an IQ test.

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Women love assholes. It’s a fact. Now, sling a guitar over that asshole’s shoulder, and the girls just come running–bras in hand.

Rock-stars get all of the chicks. Those once nerdy son-of-a-bitch marching band boys grow up, start bands, party their pants off, get treated like gods, and then they f*ck the girl you were planning to ask out. So what gives? What’s so attractive about a grungy dude who can’t commit, has a chip on his shoulder, and hardly any money in his wallet?

Let me break this totally illogical process down for you:

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