After spending the last few months speaking at universities throughout the Northeast, there’s one question that keeps coming up. (No, it’s not ‘who farted?’ but that is funny.)

‘What’s the best way to approach women at school?’
Fret not, young ones. This month, I’m going to show you how to get some love in three different, everyday, mundane areas on campus. And, unlike alcoholism, you can solve this in just five steps!

Five Steps to First Base

1.Find her when she’s alone. It’s not as creepy as it sounds. You stand a greater chance of talking with her when she’s by herself than when she’s with her friends. She’ll be more receptive to your wily charms.

2.Observe something about her.
What is she doing? What is she wearing? What is she eating? What’s she reading? Does she have the same cell phone as you? Is that a knife? Remember, observations lead to conversations. Read More »

To get laid, the most you need is scented candles, massage oil and Barry White’s greatest hits. But anything more than that requires a bit more work. Say you’ve gone out on a couple of dates. She’s beautiful, chill and gets your jokes. You’re relaxed, funny, and genuinely enjoying yourself. You both know it’s going to the next step of something more serious. What do you do now? Below is a complete list of all you need to know to keep her around–and off your back!

Path out the full path from Manimal to Man after the jump! Read More »

Women like guys who are dicks. It’s a fact. But they don’t like it all the time. The trick is knowing when and how to be a dick. You don’t wanna be a dick to the point of being a bad person, and breaking a girl’s heart. Forget about that crap–only pussies are big dicks.

There is a certain degree of eloquence involved with being the right kind of dick. The kind that will keep a girl interested; the kind that will keep you with the upper hand. There’s nothing inherently wrong with this, but the lines between the very serious levels of dickhood are fine, so here are some do’s and don’t’s to keep you on track.

DON’T ever insult a girl on her looks. But don’t compliment her daily, either.

DO toss her compliments that are sincere and when they are warranted. You know, when she actually does look exceptionally beautiful.

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The whole mess started on a regular workday—computer, phone, cubicle, all that. I had a new employee, “Tiff,” who I had to start training that morning. “Whoopee!” I thought sarcastically, leaning back my chair. Then she walked in.

About six-feet tall, great body, ok grill-piece–but her curves smoothed over any visible flaws. Like every girl in NYC who’s six-feet tall, she was an “aspiring model.”

Less than 15 minutes after I started training her, she pops a flash drive into my computer, with over 100 pictures of her in sexy lingerie, some spread shots. All amateur, but not bad to look at–and NFSW, any way you put it. Read More »

This evening, the polls for the Kentucky and Oregon primaries will be closing. And for what seems like the thousandth time this year, the networks will fire-up their analysis machines for a night of back and forth bickering and pithy partisan politics.

To add some substance to tonight’s yammering, we at COED have created a simple drinking game, honoring Kentucky’s signature spirit. So grab your Bourbon of choice (I’d recommend Bullitt, Maker’s Mark or Booker’s), drop in some ice, pour a glass, and let the polls report! If only we can get Chris Matthews to play, then we’ll be in for some entertainment.

Check out the game rules after the jump! Read More »

Older women have many advantages. They aren’t flaky, brain-less freaks who will send you 8 million text messages after you hook-up. They know what they want, and they aren’t afraid to say so. And they won’t play games, because they don’t have the time. And mainly, there’s something to be said for experience.

A lot of times, very attractive women end up with guys that are successful assholes, nerds, whatever. But they’re not happy, and this is where a younger man (you) might have leg up. Basically, they want some hot 20-year-old man-tang to make them feel young again. Here’s how to give them that gift. Read More »

Don’t worry, I almost forgot, too. So, to save you the pain I went through to not be a bad son, here’s a list of quick gift ideas to show your mom you care.

1. Start Her a Blog: Mom’s don’t want you blowing a bunch of cash on them. In fact, they’d probably prefer you didn’t spend any money at all. And of course, it’s the thought that counts. So start yourmomsname.wordpress.com. It’s free, it’s cool, it takes 15 minutes, and she’ll feel like the two of you are bonding. She can use it to keep you (and anyone else) up-to-date on family events, or start the next hotmilfs.com marthastewart.com!

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With all these hotties, from Scarlett Johansson to Melissa Theuriau, tying the knot these days, we here at COED decided to give you some tips on the disastrous glorious world of matrimony.

I know it sounds crazy, but before you know it, you or one of your buddies might be getting hitched. It can creep up on a guy quickly, believe it or not. One day they’re a Bachelor for life and then the next, they’ve met a lady who is ‘different’ from all of the others and they want to seal the deal.

There’s nothing fundamentally wrong with this. Although much of our generation has slowly moved away from the idea of marriage being a necessary institution, those in love still seem to find it to be the ultimate profession of love and devotion. If you or someone you know is treading these matrimonial waters, I suggest checking out Groom Groove before relinquishing control of your entire life to your soon-to-be mother-in-law.

This Site has devoted every piece of their content to the marrying man, and thankfully so. They cover everything from popping the question to dealing with ‘bridezilla’ to coping with Cold feet.

Here are some of the best pointers Groom Groove has to offer: Read More »

Women love assholes. It’s a fact. Now, sling a guitar over that asshole’s shoulder, and the girls just come running–bras in hand.

Rock-stars get all of the chicks. Those once nerdy son-of-a-bitch marching band boys grow up, start bands, party their pants off, get treated like gods, and then they f*ck the girl you were planning to ask out. So what gives? What’s so attractive about a grungy dude who can’t commit, has a chip on his shoulder, and hardly any money in his wallet?

Let me break this totally illogical process down for you:

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Men may not be as vain as women when it comes to their looks (maybe), but they are gaining ground fast. Guys accounted for 984,903 (nine percent) of all surgical and nonsurgical cosmetic procedures in 2005, according to the American Society for Aesthetic Plastic Surgery - up from 640,240, five years ago.

Surprisingly, men are more likely than women to seek facial cosmetic surgery for work-related reasons (22 percent to women’s 15 percent), according to the American Academy of Facial Plastic and Reconstructive Surgery.

The most popular procedures for men are liposuction, Botox injections, surgery for lifting eyelids and laser resurfacing and chemical-peel skin treatments - all to make them look younger and fitter. But that doesn’t mean the boys only like to get things done just to captivate the opposite sex.

Here is a breakdown of some of the more popular procedures. Read More »