Since every woman will hide the suckiest sides of her personality, until she has you trapped, here’s who to look out for, before reaching the point of no return.

1. Out of Your League: If the whole night you’re thinking “I can’t believe this girl’s into me! She so F**king hot!” there’s probably reason to run–chances are you’re not that charming.

While getting an Adriana Lima lookalike in your bed is definitely high-fiveable, only two outcomes are likely: She’s a loose cannon, leaving you stuck, post-coital, talking about her bulimia and bi-polar disorder - and you get crabs. Or, her hotness puts a spell on you and you fall in love with her, get married, and only realize that she’s a complete nut-house after the honeymoon. Either way, you lose.

2. Leaves Her Stuff: As one of the oldest tricks in the book, insecure girls will leave something of theirs at your place, hoping to force you into seeing them again. So look out for any “forgotten” articles of clothing or jewelry. Girls that pull this stunt only bring jealousy, headaches and heartbreak. If she calls you asking for her stuff, agree to meet her at a public place, to avoid being trapped by her womanly wiles, a second time.

True, some perfectly fine girls can honestly forget things at your place. But if she calls sounding more interested in making plans than getting her stuff, it’s time to jump ship. Read More »

This weekend The Times published an article about the “bimbo delusion,” which is the act of men stereotyping blonde-haired women.

According to studies done by Thierry Meyer, a professor of social psychology at the University of Paris, men subconsciously drop their IQ level upon contact with a blonde.

Men dumb themselves down for blondes exclusively? Interesting theory, but yeah…no.

While I can personally attest to dumbing-down conversation to bimbos, it must be said that the phrase “bimbo” can be used towards any person who comes across as being dumb as a brick.

A rabble-rousing study like this needn’t be broken down: from Guidos to Gingers and names too foul to print, stereotypes nearly always get in the way of a person’s core personality. (Admittingly the article states this exact point.)

But since we’re talking about blondes, let’s at least have some fun with it. I mean, they always have more fun anyways, right?

Check out the Top 5 “Blonde Moments” on Video after the jump.

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Whether you sleep over your girlfriend’s place or practically live there, try not to annoy her with sloppy behavior. Otherwise you will be kicked to the curb in no time.

Straight from a woman’s mouth:

1) Splashing the mirror when you brush your teeth and leaving it there. We understand that you like to leave your mark, but save it for your own apartment. Please wipe.

2) Leaving stubble in the sink after you shave. Gross and unsightly. Please take the extra second to rinse it down the sink. Read More »

I consider myself a classy guy - opening doors for people, walking the not-so-able elderly across the street and occasionally giving food (or money) to the homeless. More importantly, I always make sure to keep constant with one thing when it comes to being charitable: equality.

If somebody needs assistance in any way, shape or form within reason I will help them, no questions asked. This brings me to the question at hand: why should being chivalrous be exclusive to women? Doesn’t everybody deserve equal treatment?

The phrase “that’s not how you treat a lady” has bothered me ever since I reached puberty. Who came up with the idea that women and women only deserve special respect? Is it not important enough to know how to “treat a man?” Does it not matter at all? Read More »

It’s about time we give it to you straight because, let’s face it, women don’t. All women lie, boys - it’s just in their nature.

You have probably been called a liar before, but she is just as guilty. Make no mistake about that. To prove the point here are five common one-liners you have probably heard from the ladies that have you wondering if you can really trust what they say:

1) ‘I’m not mad at you.’
You bet your ass she is! She doesn’t want to seem overly sensitive, so she masks her true feelings with this line. But chances are she is an emotional train-wreck.

2) ‘It’s not you. It’s me.’
You have just been rejected, my friend! This is that infamous line that really means she’s just not that into you. If she likes you, she likes you there are no excuses. Rejection is always tough to handle, but there are plenty of fish in the sea.

More lies to spot after the jump! Read More »

Pickup lines can be pretty skeezy, but honestly, who doesn’t like to be hit on? Getting hit on is the greatest confidence - booster that exists. Even when an ugly dude throws me a lame line with the sole purpose of getting into my pants, I can’t help but ride the “gosh golly, maybe I really am pretty!� high for a couple of days. Guys: are you listening? Genuine or not, compliments large and small work wonders.According to dating guru Julia ask Allison, come - ons are rather failproof. But so is buying a girl french fries. She explains: girls want greasy food, but they are too self - conscious to order it for themselves. So if a guy orders it for a girl, it’s the ultimate in symbiotic pick - ups. Even if they don’t end up getting together, at least they get french fries. And it’s a lot less presumptuous than ordering a girl a Long Island Iced Tea.

Hmm. I’m not sure. I think I might prefer compliments to french fries, but I’ll still take any free grub. Thanks, guys!

In college, my friends and I would constantly try to one-up each other with our sexcapades. If it wasn’t the quantity (“Three times last night, bitches!�) it was the creative positions (“Flying fish sandwich, anyone?�) or exciting locations (“50 Yard line at the Big House�). And while I loved to play along and try to keep up with my girls, I found myself enjoying some good old fashioned bedroom sex more than all the others. Don’t get me wrong; it isn’t like I didn’t try. Just like my lovely roommates I would spend my evenings getting freaky all over town. On top of the dryer? Check. In the bathroom of our favorite bar? Got it. I even hit three of my seven roommates’ beds.

It’s not like the sex was bad in my shower/other locations, it was just that it didn’t always have that KAPOW that I was expecting. There were, however, three locations that were particularly bad. Like bad, bad. Read More »

Everything was going great with that blonde in Sociology. You thought you were definitely in when you started joking around with her on the first day of class about the plural of the word syllabus: ‘Is it syllabi or syllabuseseseses?’That’s air-tight.

Things progressed along nicely for the next few weeks. She opened up to you about how her dog was killed in a freak badmitton accident. Another senseless death dealt by the shuttle cock. You told her about your fear of snakes. ‘It’s not so much that they bite, but that they move without legs.’ And then right when you were sure she was into you, WAM!, she extends an invitation to girls’ night (’You know, we’ll just have some sangria, throw in The Notebook and have a good cry’). Next, she asks you to hook her up with your buddy. Way to go, bro: You’ve ended up in The Friend Zone. Read More »