Comments for COED Magazine http://www.coedmagazine.com Home for Everything College Fri, 5 Sep 2008 16:23:18 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6 Comment on How To Drop a Deuce In College by Jonny http://www.coedmagazine.com/schoold/18089#comment-22393 Jonny Fri, 05 Sep 2008 15:51:58 +0000 http://www.coedmagazine.com/?p=18089#comment-22393 I use the same tactic at work. It's not fun trying to take a dump and having the sales manager start up a conversation about warranty costs. My answer: The Shatcave. A secluded one-seater in the unused basement area of the administrative building. Now I only have to deal with the awkwardness of returning from the basement I have no business being in. Rather than admitting what I just did, I inhale through my nose while doing the nostril clearing motion, so they just think I have a drug problem. I use the same tactic at work. It’s not fun trying to take a dump and having the sales manager start up a conversation about warranty costs. My answer: The Shatcave. A secluded one-seater in the unused basement area of the administrative building. Now I only have to deal with the awkwardness of returning from the basement I have no business being in. Rather than admitting what I just did, I inhale through my nose while doing the nostril clearing motion, so they just think I have a drug problem.

]]> Comment on The Ass-ential Nastia Liukin by will http://www.coedmagazine.com/sports/14583#comment-22392 will Fri, 05 Sep 2008 15:38:22 +0000 http://www.coedmagazine.com/?p=14583#comment-22392 wat?? nastia may have been born in russia but has anyone noticed .. that she speaks like an american? her names is nastia liukin not nastia liukov .. wat?? nastia may have been born in russia but has anyone noticed .. that she speaks like an american? her names is nastia liukin not nastia liukov ..

]]> Comment on The Ass-ential Nastia Liukin by mam http://www.coedmagazine.com/sports/14583#comment-22391 mam Fri, 05 Sep 2008 15:27:27 +0000 http://www.coedmagazine.com/?p=14583#comment-22391 she's hot, can i marry her? she’s hot, can i marry her?

]]> Comment on Kennedy Legacy has died before Teddy by Zach http://www.coedmagazine.com/news-ish/8827#comment-22389 Zach Fri, 05 Sep 2008 15:25:46 +0000 http://www.coedmagazine.com/news/8827#comment-22389 Ted Kennedy served in the Army for two years. Nice to see you know what you're talking about. How about the fact that he helped create Pell Grants to help low income students afford college? Ted Kennedy served in the Army for two years. Nice to see you know what you’re talking about.

How about the fact that he helped create Pell Grants to help low income students afford college?

]]> Comment on Diddy Is Voting Obama Because “There Aren’t Even Any Black People in Alaska!” by Michelle http://www.coedmagazine.com/Daily/17534#comment-22383 Michelle Fri, 05 Sep 2008 14:02:44 +0000 http://www.coedmagazine.com/?p=17534#comment-22383 Where is Diddy now??? No comment after hearing Palin speak at the Republican convention? I think it was near genius to choose a woman as a VP. It offsets all of the women that would have written in Hilary Clinton on the ballets... Rather than drawing attention to the negative.... Sean John, Sean (Puffy) Combs, Puff Daddy, Puffy, PDiddy, Diddy (who is confused?????) let's hear something positive. Don't come with a problem...unless you have a solution! Where is Diddy now??? No comment after hearing Palin speak at the Republican convention? I think it was near genius to choose a woman as a VP. It offsets all of the women that would have written in Hilary Clinton on the ballets… Rather than drawing attention to the negative…. Sean John, Sean (Puffy) Combs, Puff Daddy, Puffy, PDiddy, Diddy (who is confused?????) let’s hear something positive. Don’t come with a problem…unless you have a solution!

]]> Comment on Fox Tries To Shut Down Watchmen by Joe S http://www.coedmagazine.com/entertainment/15247#comment-22380 Joe S Fri, 05 Sep 2008 13:30:22 +0000 http://www.coedmagazine.com/?p=15247#comment-22380 Fox is just making the threat as a beginning for negotiations. They will basically settle for being bought off with a huge chunk of the profits, but in the Rupert Murdoch world you have to threaten nuke the whole project so that WB will end up "happy" at parting with just 75% of their profits rather than nothing. Fox is just making the threat as a beginning for negotiations. They will basically settle for being bought off with a huge chunk of the profits, but in the Rupert Murdoch world you have to threaten nuke the whole project so that WB will end up “happy” at parting with just 75% of their profits rather than nothing.

]]> Comment on The Perfect Storm: How Gustav Helps McCain by Joe S http://www.coedmagazine.com/news-ish/17631#comment-22378 Joe S Fri, 05 Sep 2008 13:23:21 +0000 http://www.coedmagazine.com/?p=17631#comment-22378 Basically, I thought the hurricane might have been a bad thing because it would remind us of Bush's failures and take focus off the stage-managed, scripted convention. Obama didn't get a post-convention bump as far as I know and without the perfectly managed stage show because despite their condescension Republicans are great "organizers" of Reifenstahl-esque events. I would like to thank Lisa of reminding us of exactly what Obama has been saying the whole time and what McCain and Palin desperately tried to hide. Anyone notice how the Palin daughter's impregnater was quickly flown in for the photo opp to pretend that everything is happy. Pretty cool. Who knew that knocking a girl up could you earn a guy a free trip from the icy 9th level of hell that is Alaska plus a new suit to wear? As for McCain being a character of substance.... ha. That is the funniest thing I have heard. This man is so utterly desperate for the validation needed by being elected president that he has even denounced the provisions of the McCain-Feingold law. Yeah. A man who first wanted to be president in 1988 to prove something to his daddy the Admiral, since McCain never quite made it that high (finishing in the bottom of your Naval Academy class often leads to this) has actually flip-flopped on his support for the law that is actually named after him. The man lost all semblance of "substance" when he cozied up to the man, Bush, who slandered his good name in the South Carolina primary in 2000, and decided that fighting tooth and nail for the very same Bush tax cuts he voted against and denounced as "dangerously irresponsible" was a good campaign strategy. Oh wait I forgot McCain doesn't strategize. Sarah Palin was best the qualified and the current state of our economy proves that those Bush tax cuts were great for it so this is really what is "best for America." It is funny that a man who has run for president in nearly every election cycle since 1988 is pretending that he serves the nation first and not his own desperate need for validation. Too bad people still pretend he is a not just like the rest of those clowns. He hasn't been a maverick for at least 6 years, and that is being generous. As for Obama, I am no huge fan, but at least you can say he was chosen by the people. This is his first go at it and it is basically because people put the idea in his head to be president at the 2004 convention. He isn't desperate to exercise the demons of his inability to avoid AA flak in a jet he shouldn't have been allowed to fly because of his low Naval Academy standing. It really is about being a POW. McCain got messed up there like so many other vets, and now we want a mentally damaged and deranged man to be our president. If it wasn't for his Admiral daddy and Mommy Warbucks SECOND wife, the one he dumped his first wife for he might be on the streets like so many other veteran homeless he constantly votes against helping. Are you kidding me? He needs some serious therapy not higher office. Basically, I thought the hurricane might have been a bad thing because it would remind us of Bush’s failures and take focus off the stage-managed, scripted convention. Obama didn’t get a post-convention bump as far as I know and without the perfectly managed stage show because despite their condescension Republicans are great “organizers” of Reifenstahl-esque events. I would like to thank Lisa of reminding us of exactly what Obama has been saying the whole time and what McCain and Palin desperately tried to hide. Anyone notice how the Palin daughter’s impregnater was quickly flown in for the photo opp to pretend that everything is happy. Pretty cool. Who knew that knocking a girl up could you earn a guy a free trip from the icy 9th level of hell that is Alaska plus a new suit to wear?
As for McCain being a character of substance…. ha. That is the funniest thing I have heard. This man is so utterly desperate for the validation needed by being elected president that he has even denounced the provisions of the McCain-Feingold law. Yeah. A man who first wanted to be president in 1988 to prove something to his daddy the Admiral, since McCain never quite made it that high (finishing in the bottom of your Naval Academy class often leads to this) has actually flip-flopped on his support for the law that is actually named after him. The man lost all semblance of “substance” when he cozied up to the man, Bush, who slandered his good name in the South Carolina primary in 2000, and decided that fighting tooth and nail for the very same Bush tax cuts he voted against and denounced as “dangerously irresponsible” was a good campaign strategy. Oh wait I forgot McCain doesn’t strategize. Sarah Palin was best the qualified and the current state of our economy proves that those Bush tax cuts were great for it so this is really what is “best for America.” It is funny that a man who has run for president in nearly every election cycle since 1988 is pretending that he serves the nation first and not his own desperate need for validation. Too bad people still pretend he is a not just like the rest of those clowns. He hasn’t been a maverick for at least 6 years, and that is being generous.
As for Obama, I am no huge fan, but at least you can say he was chosen by the people. This is his first go at it and it is basically because people put the idea in his head to be president at the 2004 convention. He isn’t desperate to exercise the demons of his inability to avoid AA flak in a jet he shouldn’t have been allowed to fly because of his low Naval Academy standing. It really is about being a POW. McCain got messed up there like so many other vets, and now we want a mentally damaged and deranged man to be our president. If it wasn’t for his Admiral daddy and Mommy Warbucks SECOND wife, the one he dumped his first wife for he might be on the streets like so many other veteran homeless he constantly votes against helping. Are you kidding me? He needs some serious therapy not higher office.

]]>