Outside of being the most unfunny comedian of the new millennium - his shtick is one-part enunciating certain words and phrases for cheap laughs and two-parts “cutie-pie” Abercomedy and Fitch - Dane Cook is gay. Really, really, really gay. Don’t let his teaming up with Jessica Alba in Good Luck Chuck fool you: Dane Cook rails dudes.
If his limp, non-comedy wasn’t already an indicator of his fagginess, his new “song” rams his wild boner-for-boys straight up the non-proverbial pooper. Only 12-year-old sissy boys (or people with the stunted taste of a 12-year-old sissy boy) like Dane Cook - no exceptions.
Mitch Hedberg and Bill Hicks are both rolling in their graves.
“When did mediocrity and banality become a good image for your children?” - Bill Hicks
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ummmm, I think if they gave Alba the chance to switch her co Star Dane Cook… she will do it in a heart beat…Im telling you ppl this guy is sunfunny… I dont think he can even come up with his own material…
Jessica baby, I will stilll love you even after this stupid flick.
The both of you are complete idiots. Dane Cook not only is funny but I am sure bags his share of women. Just because the last girl that touched your ass was your mommas spankin when you did not clean up the basement after your 24 hour Halo2 festival. Get with it. DANE COOK RULES!
Dane Cook and Igor are f8&*!%$
Dane Cook is not gay, he did that baseball October commercial. Lol Remember Reggie? No but i remember Reginald giving you a reacharound. Lol Baseball is so SSSSSSSuper!
I cannot belive you have nothing better to do than put down “THE GREATEST COMEDIAN OF OUR GENERATION”. Dane is funny, witty, charming, genuine and oh did i mention NOT YOU…you freak!
GET A LIFE!!!
naw dane cook fucking sucks. its just the way he talks that tricks you simpletons into laughing
Who the fuck is Dane Cook?
Well, if being infunny is an ‘indicator of fagginess’, then shouldy you be patrolling your local Wal-Mart for a glow stick sale? Get a life douche, Dane Cook is great.
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