You Stink on TV… and in Real Life!

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Wanna know what stinks? Celebrities.

Maxim listed the 16 “Famous People Who Look Like They Smell” and I must admit, just looking at the pictures makes me feel sick. Some of these people are really f**kin’ grimy.

After the jump I’ll break down the 6 smelliest looking celebrities; make sure you check out the Maxim list to see the full 16.


Flavor Flav

Probably smells like: Colt 45, crack smoke, the collective vagina’s of the women from Flavor of Love, Brigitte Nielsen’s penis

Flavor Flav

Louie Anderson
Probably smells like: The fryer at the McDowell’s on Queens Boulevard, exposed gums, the set of Family Feud, failure

Louie Anderson

Woody Allen
Probably smells like: Mothballs, Icy Hot, Matzo, adopted Korean children

Woody Allen

Pete Doherty
Probably smells like: Cat piss, Kate Moss piss, piss, ass, crack, ass crack

Pete Doherty
Steve Buscemi
Probably smells like: Weasel genitals, fangs, lips, other teeth that aren’t fangs, a hamster cage

Steve Buscemi

John Madden (Sunday Night Football)
Probably smells like: A turkey leg cured within the folds of his belt fat.

John Madden

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