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In a move that can only be described as utter and complete desperation for attention, former O.C. cast member Mischa Barton was arrested for a DUI on Wednesday.
Seeing how a drunk driving arrest boosted the notoriety of America’s Sweethearts Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton, Kiefer Sutherland, and that chick that played Topanga on Boy Meets World, Barton was spotted downing a bottle of peach schnapps on her way out of the Beverly Hill’s Liquor Mart after she was turned down for the role of Jayna (half of the Wonder Twins) in the new Justice League movie.
Studio insiders say Barton’s shamefully obvious stunt showed just how out of touch the fast-fading starlet has become. “Perhaps when her show was canceled, celebrity DUI’s were the mark of distinction. But today, it takes at least an unwanted pregnancy or some kind of amputation to show true guts in Hollywood,” says one source. “Barton’s DUI just looks tacky at this point. She might as well tell everyone she’s going green.”
PR guru Micheal Wetler wished he could have given Barton some good career advice before she drove the proverbial nail through her talentless coffin. “Be creative, damnit! If you’re going to get in the news doing something stupid, at least try to wow people. Assassinate a former Pakistani Prime Minister or SOMETHING.”
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