Heidi Montag: Please Date Me!

Heidi Montag Topless

The Hills‘ seductress Heidi Montag will grace the cover of Maxim Magazine (sans Spencer Pratt, thank the gods) in the upcoming February 2008 issue.

If you’re an avid user of COED you’ll know that I have a not-so-secret crush on Heidi Montag. She’s been twice featured as Miss COED and has many articles in the archives (written by me, of course) about how delicious her knockers look in a bikini.

As you will see in the following gallery featuring her Maxim pictures, Heidi has reached a new level of hotness - if she ever follows through on dumping Spencer she can email me and I will take her out for a steak dinner at Shenanigan’s. I’m a classy guy.

Heidi Montag topless Maxim gallery after the jump!

4 Comments

  1. Christian says :

    I’ve said it before, and I’ll say it again….God bless you COED Mag, for bringing Heidi to my attention!

  2. Cherry says :

    I do not want to date her. Maybe she has herpes, Jessica has. $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ By the way, there are many hot forum and blog topic at herpes dating site pozgroup.com, you may be interested in some of them.

  3. selina says :

    what a beautiful girl and what a pity

  4. tjr08 says :

    Olsen Twin vs. Spencer Pratt

    http://www.judiciaryreport.com/olsen_twin_vs_spencer_pratt.htm

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