Corey “Party Boy” Delaney is Now a Promoter

Corey Delaney

When I threw a pajama-party at my parent’s house in New Hampshire a few years back, about 70+ people showed up; it was outta control for my 18-year-old self, with girl’s lifting their shirts (revealing bras!) and dudes pissing themselves after having one beer (not “one-too-many” - just one).

Once my parents got word from the neighbors that a MASSIVE PARTY was underway at our house, they came home a day early, catching me in the midst of post-party cleanup.

Needless to say, my dad punched me in the face. Several times. Hard.

Sixteen-year-old Aussie teen Corey Delaney throws a party where 300+ kids show up with property damages exceeding $17,500 - and what happens to him? The arrogant little prick gets full media coverage, internet celebrity status, his very own Facebook Group and now, a chance to legitimize his wildman antics by becoming a professional party promoter.

Talk about repercussions.

Delaney has secured an agent by the name of Max Markson, who’s supposedly a big deal in the Australia celeb party circuit (whatever that means). Markson has the young teen scheduled to host and DJ huge parties around Sydney and Brisbane. He also stated that Delaney could make up to $100,000 throwing these jams.

Max Markson: the name alone reeks of hair-tonic and shady deals. This agent to the celebs is riding this kid’s colossal screw up - Delaney had a falling out with his parents and dropped out of high-school since his notorious shindig - into infamy, all for a quick buck or two…hundred thousand.

Delaney is far too young and arrogant to enter the seedy and cutthroat world of party promoting. This pretty boy is going to get mugged something fierce - I can feel it in my loins.

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