This Valentine’s Day, forget about the one you love and remember the one you loathe. Thanks to mailadouche.com, reaching out to that obnoxious a**hole in your life just got a heckuva whole lot easier…and a helluva lot more fun!

Yes, that’s right: for the price of just two $4.00 coffee drinks (Starbuck$ LOLZ), you can show your favorite D-bag just how much of a douche bag he really is with his very own… douche bag.

Yes, that’s right: a douche bag. A douche bag for a douchebag.

Some restrictions may apply:

While mailadouche.com cannot let you write a personal note to the recipient - legal red tape, I suppose - they can package a letter with the delivered douche bearing his (or her!) name.