Just when you thought it was safe to declare that everything on TV has been done two-thousand times over, tentacled rapper Coolio enters the field of culinary arts with his brand-new show, Cookin’ With Coolio, on My Damn Channel. “When it comes to the kitchen, I’m on a mission,” says Coolio.

Sporting 11 webisodes, Cookin’ With Coolio features the past superstar cooking soul food on a budget alongside his wacky cousin Jarez and The Sauce Girls, two busty broads with an appetite to serve.

There is a God, and He has a sick sense of humor.

Watch the first Cookin’ With Coolio webisode after the jump!

#1 Coolio Caprese Salad

The ghetto witchdoctor superstar chef is here to make you forget about every cooking show you’ve ever heard. Get your tomatoes, your mozzarella, a little balsamic, and get your a** into that kitchen, baby.