Just when you thought the maximum carnage of John Rambo upped the ante for violent trailers Alien Vs. Predator: Requiem comes along to give Sly Stallone’s slasher-flick a run for its money.
AVP: Requiem’s “red band” trailer (read: not suitable for viewers under the age of 17) has been unveiled to the masses, sporting more gore-per-minute than most recent horror films. The final minute of the trailer alone shows lacerated Aliens, a blonde chick plastered against a wall, impaled Predators, decapitated dudes and some brunette chick unloading a gun turret. Yeah, it’s totally awesome.
The unholy union of Aliens, Predators and unsuspecting humans is slated for release on Christmas Day this year. At last, the perfect film to see with the family directly after morning mass.
Details on the storyline have been scarce but rumor has it that AVP: Requiem has a very-special secret that will cause sci-fi dorks to lose their shit. Does Sigourney Weaver make a cameo? Do Terminators show up to this Royal Rumble? How about Popples - do they make an appearance? We shall see soon enough.
Check out the “Red Band” trailer for Alien Vs. Predator: Requiem and John Rambo after the jump…
Alien Vs. Predator: Requiem “Red Band” Trailer:
John Rambo Trailer:
Scott says:
Mon, 27th Aug 20075:54 pm
I think the Hug-a-bunch makes a cameo and starts the world peace salute.
**Spoiler alert**
The Hug-a-Bunch and the rest of the gnarly figures in this movie all stop at the last 15 min of the film. Why you ask? They took a page from Happy Feet and rant about World Peace. It’s even goes into immediate bonus footage of another 417 minutes of Gore…Al Gore that is
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