Modern-day pirates at large in Somalia and Nigeria. I didn’t know pirates really still existed; my dreams have come true! How about dragons while we’re at it? (MSNBC)

Brit’s hit gets her booked…at the LAPD. (TMZ)

A Hellraiser remake is in the works! It’s the first one since…what the hell is this? How many more Hellraiser movies does one need? (One more is the answer.) (Hollywood Reporter)

Face it: nobody wants to see you wearing PJs in class. Ever. (College Candy)

Chef Ramsay, eat your heart out: wheelchair-bound man killed after serving his wife eggs that were not prepared to her liking. (News24)