Don’t shoot the messenger! I’m not the one calling the deceased Pope John Paul II a flamer - the Vatican is. (Telegraph)

If us men can have MILFs than women can have HOGs. (College Candy)

Be Paris “Princess in Prison” Hilton this Halloween season (dumb-as-bricks demeanor not included - you have to supply that yourself!). (Dress Up America)

The nation’s largest Cockfighting ring was raided and shut down. That’s some major cock-blocking. (SignOnSanDiego)

Texas School Board forces student with long hair to cut if all off, because everybody knows that things like individuality and personal beliefs are forbidden in school - unless you’re Christian. (KSAT)