If you watched the VP debate last night you heard a lot about Sarah Palin’s BFF, Joe Six Pack. But who is he? What does he like? What does he do?We don’t know Joe Six Pack personally (though we have hooked up with his cousin, Mark Quarter Barrel…who could not keep it up), but we imagine he’d be something like this:
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5′11, brown hair, brown eyes, some sort of facial hair, big hands and a tattoo of some sort (possibly his kids’ initials) on his upper arm. No actual six pack to be seen behind the slight beer belly hanging over the top of his ill-fitting denim. Read More »
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my dream man… joe six pack… after this dreamboat of course: http://tinyurl.com/4za3bb
Sarah Palin’s repeated references to “Joe Six Pack” are an insult to all Americas. She needs to go back to the tundra and take care of those five children she insisted on having. BTW, she and her boytoy husband should be arrested for allowing their underage daughter to become pregnant. They’re legally responsible for her, aren’t they?
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