Tampa must be the most F’ed-up place in America. First, you have the plethora of pederast school teachers. And now the local Fox station general manager gets busted whipping-up a batch, in a porno theater, during some sort of pud-whacking pow-wow. The man, Robert W. Linger–yes, linger–was one of six other men caught by a group of undercover agents at the Fantasy Land Adult Video Store.

According to TampaBay.com, the six men were arrested after they “formed a circle around the undercover officers inside the theater and began masturbating.”

Ok, here’s a question: What the hell were the officers doing in the middle of a circle of masturbating men–getting ready to take one (or six) for the team? I mean, I’ve heard of being committed to your job, but that’s ridiculous. [TampaBay.com]