Everybody’s favorite murdering-ex-football-star is currently under investigation for attempting to steal sports memorabilia from Palace Station Casino in Las Vegas.

While no arrests have been made O.J. is still a target suspect and currently still in Vegas. Unfortunately for the former Heisman Trophy winner, whatever happens in Vegas will not stay in Vegas, as everything he ever does - sneezing, coughing, farting, writing books, murdering - is under the watchful eye of the entire planet.

Earlier this year Simpson was denied service at a steakhouse in Louisville, Kentucky. After Simpson and friends quietly left the restaurant - always watch out for the quiet ones - his lawyer, Yale Galanter, had this to say to the steakhouse’s owner, Jeff Ruby:

“[Jeff Ruby] screwed with the wrong guy.”

Tell me about it! Who wants beef with O.J.?

You gotta love hate O.J. Simpson. Here’s a guy who literally got away with murder only to be scrutinized every day of his life - and with good reason.

Sometimes, late at night when the stars light the sky, I think of what it must be like to be friends with O.J. - the bad jokes, the football rants, the drunken tales of debauchery (and bloody dismemberment). I wonder if his close buds rag on him for being a “murderer” and taunt him to kill them.

Maybe he has already killed them…

O.J. Simpson: he raises the stakes and is denied steak.