It finally happened: the epic battle of our lifetime. Somebody please tell these guys (and gals?) that it’s the year 2007, not 1655.

VIDEO: Kim Kardashian is famous for no reason - but who cares? She’s very, very hot/dirty/slutty/fake. And spankeriffic (skip to :45 for the “booty spin”).

You haven’t downloaded porn until you’ve downloaded it on a water-cooled, Steampunk PC.

A “haunted swing” has swung for days…10 days straight to be exact.

American Apparel: the brainchild of a dirty, drugged-up old man with a handlebar mustache. (That makes him sound sort of cool, but he’s actually a world-class douche.)

The new wave of mannequins got dat bump!

Way to go, Paris, Lindsay and Britney: you’ve succeeded in your mission.