Trent Lott in Lots of Trouble Over Gay Sex Scandal with Boy-toy

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Yes! Another sex scandal in Washington!

First it was Hillary Clinton scissoring her right-hand girl; now it’s Mississippi Senator Trent Lott conveniently resigning while a sex scandal about him is being unearthed.

Trent Lott is being accused by multiple “reputable” sources of having sexual relations with an escort - a male escort. These sources include my favorite wheelchair-bound horndog/Hustler Magazine founder Larry Flint and Big Head DC.

Lott is said to have messed around with Benjamin Nicolas, a twenty-something male escort. While most would write off this supposed scandal as Larry Flint attempting to draw publicity to his floundering name/magazine, Flint has been saying that he had dirt on a major sex scandal involving a senator for quite some time. The fact that this news is surfacing across multiple sources, and that Lott was so quick to retire has also raised an eyebrow or two.

Benjamin Nicolas recently made a statement to Big Head DC, saying the following: “Here’s my public comment, on-the-record: Sen. Lott and I have no current affiliation with one another. I’m sure he would appreciate no further scrutiny.”

Notice the word “current”? I did, as did many of this scandal’s followers. Furthermore, one pays for an escort not just for pleasure, but for complete confidentiality as well. Nicolas’s clientèle would dwindle substantially if he opened his mouth…to blab.

I love sex scandals as much as the next guy, but where did all the straight sex scandals go? Are boy-girl sex scandals exclusive to high school teachers these days?

Follow continuing coverage on this scandal at Big Head DC.

9 Comments

  1. kyle says :

    Ahoy there sss…Sailor.

  2. Byte me says :

    THAT IS AWESOME…who knew there were this many gays in politics! For a group that is REALLY anti-gay, there are a lot of conservatives who like the village people!

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  6. Not CaptionBoy says :

    Caption Boy is hung like a mule. I seen it. it’s fantastic. GOD DAYAM, boyyyeee.

    And now, I’d like to sing.

    WHO’S THE MARYLAND COP WHO CHASES PLUMPER CHICKS? WHOS THE LOW-CLASS IDIOT WHO SHOWS US ALL HIS DICK?

  7. Winter says :

    If it is gay unclemanfrandisco is all about it!

  8. Caption Boy says :

    Actually I suffer from tiny penis syndrome. It’s pathetic. I’m so depressed

  9. aphexcoil says :

    Just more hypocrisy coming from our right-winged politicans who simultaneously pitch hetero favored family values while passing legislation limiting the freedoms and rights of homosexuals and then get caught leaving their chambers for a hand-job from one of their 16 year-old male junior aids.

    I could run the gambit and go down the list of which republican senators are guilty but it would probably be far easier to just list the ones that are not.

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