Every time I think Japan couldn’t get any crazier–from panty vending machines to Ninja Warrior–they go and prove me wrong. According to the Mainichi Daily News, Japanese pornographer Kunikazu Ishii, “actress” Nahoko Shimada and actors Yuya Ochiai, and Makoto Nishizumi were all arrested Friday for “obstruction of business,” after another customer caught the group filming the nasty in the corner of a McDonald’s.

From the article:

“(Shimada) came into the restaurant holding hands with Ochiai. But Ochiai didn’t look the type good enough to pick up a woman like her, so I thought something fishy was going on,” a customer in the store at the time of the incident tells Friday. “It was even more suspicious because there was one young woman surrounded by all those much older guys.”

The group apparently took up a corner counter not easily visible to serving staff and went about their purportedly pornographic proclivities.

Ochiai apparently spent the time with his hands up Shimada’s skirt as he displayed his deft handiwork, Ishii did the filming and Nishizumi acted as a barrier and barked out orders to participants — so the cops say, anyway.

Now, nothing about that scenario bothers me so much. But something tells me I’ll be asking them to hold the Special Sauce, from now on.