“How do you tell the difference between a non-voting college student and a communist? Trick question–there is no difference,” - Joseph Stalin
With the painfully close and ongoing Democratic primary, every state so far in this election has mattered in ways not seen in decades. And today, Indiana and North Carolina, you get to matter, too.
Now I understand, it’s easy to get disillusioned, with 24-hour-news bickering and the constant, meaningless back-and-forth between candidates. But whatever. It’s not that bad. Or it at least could be a lot worse. (When the Iraqis voted, there was a good chance of getting shot.) Really, it’s just obnoxious.
College students have played an enormous role in this primary season, so I urge you to let Indiana and North Carolina set the record for most college-age votes this year. That wouldn’t just put you on the map of significant states, it’d place you in the history books, forever.
Now that I have you won-over, here’s all you need to know about (hopefully) making your vote count TODAY:
The Candidates:

Barack Obama (D-IL): BarackObama.com
Number of contests/states won: 31
Total delegate count: 1747
Number of pledged (elected) delegates: 1491
Number of Superdelegates: 256
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Hillary Clinton (D-NY): HillaryClinton.com
Number of contests/states won: 15
Total delegate count: 1608
Number of pledged (elected) delegates: 1337
Number of Superdelegates: 271
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John McCain (R-AZ): JohnMcCain.com
Number of states won: 24
Total Number of delegates: 1,331
John McCain will be the Republican nominee for President.
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Poll Operation Times:
Indiana: 6:00am to 6:00pm
*Indiana Voters: REMEMBER, you must bring a state-issued photo I.D. to vote!
North Carolina: 6:30am to 7:30pm
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Find Your Polling (Voting) Location:
Indiana: Click here to find your voting location.
North Carolina: Click here to find your voting location.
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Not registered? The General election matters even more than the primaries, so go to your state’s board of election Website, and take care of your sh*t.























































































One Comment
fucking amen. any of you dumb fuckers who don’t vote shouldn’t be allowed to complain about the government, rattle on about how there’s a vast conspiracy in Washington threatening our democracy, or otherwise torture us with your dumb ass opinions. just vote. it’s a lot easier than spending the next four years justifying why you couldn’t get your sorry ass to the polls.
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